The Break-Up Artist Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2009
- 105 min
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that spark with her, you know.
I guess that's why I've been spending
so much time focusing on work recently.
I run this dating
Web site called E-Mate.
E-Mate. Yeah, I know you guys.
You keep me in business.
Sally really is amazing.
It's probably why
I couldn't let her go...
even though I knew
she wasn't the one for me.
She's the first girl who ever
really made me believe in love.
Yeah, well, we all believe in
stupid things every now and then.
Santa Claus, wrinkle cream,
zero-calorie Coke.
Look, you're gonna
be fine, okay?
Pain is temporary.
By the way, um--
Love your outfit.
Chartreuse is the perfect color
for your skin complexion.
Thank you.
Um, look,
here's, uh--
here's my card.
And, uh, it was really nice
to meet you.
Stage-four crier?
No, not at all. I--
I've seen all sorts
of reactions from dumpees--
fear, confusion,
throwing things, begging--
but never anything
like this.
He actually said
it was his fault.
But he's a guy. Men never
admit to their own mistakes.
I know. I mean, okay, let's say
hypothetically love does exist.
Why kind of a girl would take
a guy like Rick for granted?
Ugly nose. Fake b*obs.
Eating disorder.
He needs to get
an eating disorder.
Hey, Brit-Brit.
Can you call
before you come?
I don't have room on my speed dial.
So, I forgot to tell Allan I'm leaving him
for Mike. You need to dump him for me.
I'm supposed to meet him at
Aura in 20 minutes. Better hurry.
Laters.
Brit, we had
two more cancellations today.
They both say this other new
break-up service was cheaper.
Should we be worried?
Also found this message
on your desk, Brit.
TiVo His Girl Friday
with Cary Grant--
Uh-uh-uh.
Um, you two go take care of
Ashley's latest man-tard now.
Go. Go, go, go, go!
I, uh, just wanted
to thank you.
Oh.
- I really appreciate what you do.
If Sally and I had broken up face-to-face,
there would have been crying and screaming...
and curling up in the fetal position,
It's no worries.
I'm a people person, so--
Listen, I know this
but, uh, I'm not a guy who
sits and mopes after a break-up.
Would you join me
for dinner tonight?
Uh--
Oh, uh, company policy
outlaws dating dumpees.
Wow. That so did not go
like I planned.
Uh, I'm sorry.
It's just, uh, you know,
when I saw you--
Obviously,
you're beautiful.
And I guess I'm just
old school.
When I see someone I like,
I just charge full-speed ahead.
It always seemed to work for my hero,
Cary Grant, and that's why I'm here.
You okay?
Uh--
Damn, Gary.
Rough times.
But Lindsay really
enjoyed her time with you.
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