The Break-Up Artist Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2009
- 105 min
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break-up service?
You pretended to like me?
Whoa, whoa. I was just doing market research,
all right, checking out my competition.
I couldn't know
that you'd fall for me.
Besides, I was told you were this
emotionally tough businesswoman and, well,
possibly not even into dudes.
Anyway, Brooksy,
here's the deal.
Love is the one thing in this
world that people will always need.
E-Mate brings 'em together,
and E-Dump pulls them apart.
I control both ends of love's production.
It's capitalism at its finest.
You're Microsoft-ing
break-ups?
Britney, I'm sorry.
It's just business.
That's my line too,
you hack!
Hmph.
It's okay. You've been in this
situation before, just on the other side.
Compose yourself and leave with dignity.
Hmm. Hmm.
Loser.
You know, for years
I told my dumpees...
that life goes on
and it'll all be okay,
but now I realize there aren't
plenty of other fish in the sea.
Nope. All the good fish
have been caught.
The ones left swimming have been
tossed back in by someone else.
Come on.
Oh, I love this song.
Turn it off!
- Oh.
God, I am so done with Rick.
He's a lying, immature,
scummy, two-faced--
Do you think, if I lost
Oh.
We need to tell her
about the mortgage.
Not while she's in a serial stage.
It'll kill her.
Air kisses all.
You need to dump Mike for me.
Turns out he's not rich.
He's got all these expensive-looking
paintings in his place,
but he, like,
drew them himself.
Ah, the nerve!
Britney needs a break right now, Ash.
She's taking things one day at a time.
No, no.
If one more person tells me to
take things one day at a time, I'm--
two days at a time.
Yeah. I'm gonna jump
from Monday to Thursday.
If Rick wants a break-up
battle, he's gonna get one.
You do not mess
with the master.
Mmm.
Britney, hey. It's really great to
see you. What are you doing here?
Mike, Ashley is--
Amazing. I know, I know.
She's like my own personal angel.
Ashley, an angel?
She may be the Antichrist.
I have priests looking into it.
You have really
incredible eyes.
You and Ashley, you both have
these just amazing, piercing eyes.
Every time she looks at me,
it's like, she's just--
you know, peeling back
the layers of my soul.
Ashley's breaking up with you.
What?
Yeah, it's, uh--
it's what she does.
I'm sorry, but it's over.
Wait a minute.
Wait a--
But I totally recommend the lobster
ravioli here. Get it with the Alfredo.
I should've been nicer to her.
I should've treated her better.
Been there--
Do you think, if I gained
Oh, no! Ashley!
Steven, you're past due
for a dumping.
They did?
Half the price?
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