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at 6:
00.

I'm there.

Cool.

What?

Nothing. I just...

I just realized I probably

should have waited

till the end of the date

to ask you on a second date,

'cause now there's no buildup,

there's no tension,

there's no mystery.

How great is that?

Wow!

- Hey!

- Scott!

Hi. We are so so

so sorry about last night.

Yeah, we were

way over the line.

I don't know what happens

to me when I drink.

- I just get so H-O-R-N-Y.

- Yeah,

and I am a total man-whore

after four cocktails.

We practice hot monogamy.

I'm what you'd call

a monogamist slut.

One of the pillars of our relationship.

It keeps it spicy.

- Mmm.

- Huh?

And it doesn't hurt that I rarely

- if ever wear panties for him.

- No it does not.

You must think

that we are total pervs.

The whole thing

must seem so tawdry.

Ooh! Tawdry.

Fantastic word.

- It's awesome, right?

- That is an awesome word.

Guys, let's just try to establish and

respect some boundaries, all right?

- Can do, Mr. Magoo.

- Absolutely.

And to make it up to you,

we made brunch.

I can see that.

I could see that from space.

- Diggith inneth.

- Bon apptit.

- We need more eggs.

- Eggsellent idea.

- My thoughts eggsactly.

- Guys, really,

none of this was

necessary. I...

Um...

you know, the less we talk or think

or remember about last night the better.

We just feel terrible

that we ruined it for you

with Lisa.

Leslie. And, um,

you didn't ruin anything.

We're going out tonight.

Wow,

two dates in two days.

Jesus H. Christ, Scott,

I thought we weren't gonna

rush into anything this time.

I'm not rushing into anything.

It's more of a do-over date anyway.

Whatever. It's like you want

to get your heart broken again.

Scott, uh, what about

the guy code?

You don't even call the girl the next

day, let alone go out with her.

You're never gonna

get rid of her now.

I'm not really a guy-code guy, Ryan.

I like to play it by ear.

Yeah. That's been

real successful so far.

- Mary!

- Dude, she's kidding.

She's kidding. I mean,

she is and she isn't.

I am and I amn't.

Look, thank you for breakfast,

but I'd like to drop the subject now.

- It's dropped.

- Like a bad habit.

- Like a hot potato.

- Like an atom bomb.

- Like a prom dress.

- Like a...

Well, it looks like

somebody got up

on the wrong side

of the bed this morning.

Your eggs are getting cold, Scott.

Other lightweight vacuums

are light on power.

That's why Dyson

engineered the Dyson Slim...

See you all later.

Wait!

- We have to come with you.

- Why?

To apologize to Leslie.

That won't be necessary.

I know, but it would just make

us both feel so much better.

Yeah. We got off

on the wrong foot.

Such the wrong foot.

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