Table For Three Page #6

Okay.

But you leave after the apology,

and absolutely no drinks.

Don't worry, we'll be good.

I'm even wearing panties today.

Ow.

It just keeps coming.

Look, I really want to spend

some time with her.

Alone.

- Right. Say, Ryan?

- Hmm?

What's the name of

the Canadian rock trio

that recorded the song

"Tom Sawyer"?

Why, Mary, that would be

Rush.

Which is exactly what

Scott is doing with Leslie.

Okay, you guys clearly

planned that, and that's just odd.

Come on.

She stood you up, man.

- Left you hanging.

- High and dry.

I feel awful.

This is obviously our fault.

Oh, man, this sucks.

So what do you say we go get

a drink or 12, nurse the wounds?

- All you can do, really. Right?

- Yes.

Shall we?

Hi!

Are you here to see someone?

Uh, yes. Leslie.

Leslie Galinsky?

No, Leslie Green.

Oh, Leslie G.

You must be Scott.

Come on in.

Thanks.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Invited guests only.

We're with Scotty.

I'm just a woodland nymph

with five lines, so...

- Bye.

- Thank you.

Oh, hey, you made it.

Hey, yeah, I did.

Sorry to drag you by work like this

but we've been

so pressed for time

I've had very little

social life lately.

- This is work?

- Oh, yes. I do costumes.

I am the seamstress

to the semi-stars.

Cool.

But I thought maybe you'd want

to see the dress rehearsal, so

I put together some snacks.

And I brought some wine...

and beer,

because I know

you are a beer man.

Is that cool?

Yeah. That'll do.

Okay, well, let's get a seat.

Leslie!

Leslie!

We're sorry!

We're so sorry.

- It's all on us.

- Our bad, not Scott.

- Oh my God.

- Leslie Green!

- Not Galinksky!

- No, you're cool, Galinsky!

Scott didn't do anything!

So if you were planning

on hooking up or making out...

Or going all the way

or whatever...

Full speed ahead!

Thumbs up

if you can hear us.

Groovy?

Dude playing Puck,

- you are awesome!

- Great!

- Scotty, we'll see you at home.

- They gave the thumbs up, right?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

Fantastic.

Again, I'm sorry

about Ryan and Mary.

Just forget about it.

I don't want to get worked up over it,

let some gut-wrenching, potentially

job-threatening embarrassment

ruin a good date.

Good date? Come on,

this is undoubtedly the best date

that I've ever been on.

Yeah, I kind of

impressed myself tonight.

Yeah. I mean, the bar

has been set ridiculously high.

I'm clearly gonna have to involve

air travel on our next date

if I even hope to top this.

Well I don't know about air travel,

but...

how do you feel

about a wedding?

Ours?

No.

Ted and Nerissa are getting

married in two weeks

and I'm the maid of honor.

And I don't have a date.

And I kind of don't think

I'm gonna meet anyone

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