Table For Three Page #4

- Shall we vamanos?

- Yes!

- Si, senorita.

- Vamanos.

I know the best spot.

We could take a taxi.

- Yes.

- And that way

we'll get f***ing hammered.

- So fu...

- king...

hammered! Oh!

I love the sound of this.

Oh, boy.

Somebody get this guy

a f***ing drink.

- You should sleep with him.

- Sleep with him.

- He's awesome.

- Yeah!

They crack me up.

Everybody in the

bar have sex tonight.

Ryan, what do you do?

Mary and I are in contract law.

- We're both paralegals.

- Hmm.

But we'll probably be going back

to law school soon.

Oh? What school

do you want to go to?

Wait a minute.

Diddling?

Yeah, diddling.

- You know, with...

- I know what it means.

- I can't believe you just sat there.

- I didn't!

Well, Stanford's the dream,

but it's pretty expensive.

I know. F*** yeah.

You okay, Mary?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

- Stop it.

- Stop what?

Driver, turn left here.

It's quicker.

And you didn't say anything?

What was I supposed to do,

let Leslie know that a fingerbanging was

happening a foot and a half behind her?

That's not first-date material, bro.

I mean, come on.

I'm sorry. Please continue.

So have you guys

ever thought about

one of you going to school

while the other one works?

Uh-huh.

What, you mean like one of us go

and the other one stay?

- Mmm.

- Yeah, you know, take turns.

Yes! Yes!

Definitely!

Well, it sounds like

Mary likes the idea.

Mm-hmm.

Oh! Wow!

They're really drunk,

aren't they?

Yeah.

Uh, she's a little, uh...

tired, so I think we're just gonna

go home and hit the sackaroo.

You guys are cool

to get home, right?

Safely? Safely? Safely?

Yeah, we can do that.

Okay.

I will check you later, bro.

Let's go home.

- Hasta lasagna!

- Bye now!

That was weird.

You have no idea.

So, the three of you

spend a lot of time together?

Um, yeah.

I mean, we have.

Maybe that's a little strange.

Mmm. I get it. I've been the

third wheel with Ted and Nerissa

way more times

than I want to admit.

Well, tonight notwithstanding,

Ryan and Mary are good people.

Very perky, maybe

a little too perfect,

if you know what I mean.

Well, the way Ted explains it,

they might as well be the Antichrist.

- What?

- Oh, don't take Ted seriously.

He is a cynic with

a flair for the dramatic.

Nerissa says they're good people,

and that's good enough for me.

Well, next time we go out,

it's just the two of us.

Oh, so there's gonna be

a next time, huh?

Yeah. You can't let

tonight be the end of it.

I mean, this has

just been ridiculous.

What are you

doing tomorrow?

Something with you, I hope.

Wow, you really play

hard to get, don't you?

Okay, well, in that case,

you should come by

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