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Ramón Menéndez
1988
Typewriters, transcripts, anything missing? The key to the ladies room. Where was the fecal material found? In the corner. You'll know when yo...Rate it:

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Mark Hammer
2014
1 Shit, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... Looking for homemade, fresh-baked goods? Come to Terry's Country bake shop in Red Hook. - Home ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)

Jo Swerling
1955
When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky You can bet that he's doin' it for some doll When you spot a John waiting out in the rain Chanc...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)

Spike Lee
2014
Church, let's bow our heads for a brief prayer for our recently departed Bishop Enoch. - He's in a better place now. - Pray for his lovely fami...Rate it:

(4.00 / 9 votes)

Woody Allen
1999
Why Emmet Ray? Because he was interesting. To me, Emmet Ray was a fascinating character. I was a huge fan of his when I was younger. I though...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)

Sooraj R. Barjatya
1999
Another dream. Good God! Praise the Lord! ''The delicate sons of an illustrious father.'' ''They possess separate virtues.'' ''One is learned,...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)

Ricky Gervais
2010
( Music playing ) ( Cheering, applause ) Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen , welcome to the stage creator of "The Office" and "Extras," writer,...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

Takashi Yamazaki
2014
Noby! Over here! Shizuka! - This is fun! - Okay! Hurry! Wait for me! Noby, wake up! You won't have time for breakfast! You'll be late for ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

Steven McGregor
2017
1 What you fuckin' doing? Standing around? Oi! That's it, walk away. Fuckin' idiot. Black bastard. Why don't you listen to me, eh? - What'd...Rate it:

(3.75 / 4 votes)

Shane Black
2016
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) (SIREN WAILING) (BOBBY WHISTLES) (SNORING) (ENGINE REVVING) (SHUDDERING) (COUGHS) (BREATHING HEAVILY) How do you lik...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)

solomon
2022
fly (to player) player can jump 2x (player) can fly in minigameRate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)

Raynold Gideon
1986
I deliver perfection...|and don't brag about it! :D I was 12 going on 13|the first time I saw a dead human being. It happened in the summer of 19...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)

Ernest Lehman
1957
FADE IN: EXT. INT. GLOBE NEWSPAPER BUILDING - DUSK - N.Y. A row of newspaper delivery trucks is lined up against the long loading bay, waiting fo...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
2013
Yo, not gonna lie. This sound... ...gets me hard as a fucking rock. But I don't like to go too fast right off the bat. I'd rather work my way ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

Keisuke Yoshida
2013
1 We've really never met? I swear I've seen you before Oh, you're a celebrity? No, I'm not Really? I feel there must be something Okay, your...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

Leila Basen
2006
- Hey, Ron, it's Patrick from Montreal. - Patrick, you're on the air. What can I do for you, buddy? - I heard this rumour that the Toronto tea...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Unknown
1990
SMALLTOWN When you're growing up in a small town You say no one famous ever came from here When you're growing up in a small town and you're ha...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Paul Yurick
2001
FADE IN: 1 EXT. SAN FRANCISCO - DAY 1 OPENING CREDITS and MUSIC play as dawn breaks over thecity by the bay. Sounds of intense SEXUAL EXERTION F...Rate it:

(2.75 / 4 votes)

Paul Laverty
2002
1 - Right, who wants a shot? - Me! 25p a go. Pay Pinball. Get in a line. Get in the back, you. Money. Do you not want a shot? Get in the q...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)

Adam McKay
2010
In New York City is a fine line between law and chaos. On that line live Danson and Highsmith. Why I decided on this roof to crawl? That can ...Rate it:

(2.33 / 12 votes)

Ángel Agudo
2015
SWEET HOME Hey, babe. Tonight... well, yeah, I don't know, I'm exhausted. Could we make it some other night? I'm just messing with you. Happ...Rate it:

(1.50 / 2 votes)

Atom Egoyan
1997
FADE IN INT. SUMMER COTTAGE -- DAY A young family together in bed. It is a bright summer morning. Father, mother, and a three year old girl are...Rate it:

(1.50 / 2 votes)

Lab Ky Mo
2002
Nine Gay Dead Guys The year I went down to London to actively seek work was a significant year for me. Dossing about on the dole was hardly ne...Rate it:

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Michael Winterbottom
2004
When I remember Lisa, I don't think about our clouds or her work, or where she was from or what she said. I think about her smell, her taste her...Rate it:

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