Shrek the Musical Page #5
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2013
- 130 min
- 17,308 Views
All you have to do is
marry a princess.
- Go on.
- So just sit back and relax, My Lord,
because it's time for you to play
Duloc's fastest growing
date show sensation,
This is Your Wife!
Yay!
Now let's meet today's
eligible bachelorettes!
Bachelorette number one
from a kingdom far, far away.
She likes sushi
and hot-tubbing anytime!
Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning
for her two evil step-sisters!
- I love the broom. Yeah.
Bachelorette number
two is a cape-wearing girl
from the land of fancy.
She may live with seven other men,
but she's not easy!
Just kiss her dead, frozen lips
and find out what a live wire she is!
- Come on, give it up for Snow White!
- She's in Tupperware.
Bachelorette number
three lives in a dragon-guarded castle,
surrounded by hot boiling lava!
- But don't let that cool you off.
She likes pia coladas
and getting caught in the rain.
Yours for the rescuing,
Princess Fiona!
So will it be
bachelorette number one...
- I don't know!
- ... bachelorette number two,
- or bachelorette number three?
- They're all so nice. I don't know.
Boys, what do you say?
One, two, three, one, three, one?
One, three, two, three...
There's no four. All right, all right.
Bachelorette number three!
Hm?
Lord Farquaad,
Princess Fiona. She's perfect.
Except for that dragon and lava thing.
I'll have to find someone else to go.
You know, I should probably mention
this little thing about the princess
- that happens at night.
- I will make Fiona my queen,
and Duloc will finally
have the perfect king!
- Yes, but after sunset...
- Silence, silence.
Captain, round up your men,
summon the citizens!
Thelonius, tell the royal coiffeur
I'll need my hair pressed!
We're going to get a queen!
But-But... But you didn't even look
at my special features!
Check this out. I've got extras!
Fiona's Portrait Gallery,
The Story of the Curse, Deleted Scenes.
Wanna know more?
Just click on "Backstory"
and you'll get to see the princess
Seven years old,
seven years old...
Settle in, girls, it's story time.
"There's a princess in a tower"
Oh, my gosh, that's just like me
"Poor Rapunzel, needs a haircut
But the witch won't set her free
She passes time by singing"
Like someone else I know
"As years go by she sits and waits"
As years go by? Uh-oh
"A torturous existence"
I don't remember this pan'
"She wishes she were dead"
Skip ahead, skip ahead
"But in the end Rapunzel
finds a millionaire
The prince is good at climbing
So I know he'll appear
'Cause there are rules
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