Shrek the Musical Page #6
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- 2013
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and there are strictures
I believe the storybooks I read
by candlelight
Will look just like these pictures
It won't be long now, I guarantee
Day number 23
I know it's today
Here's a good one,
it's a classic.
"There's a princess in a coma"
Glad it's her instead of me
"Pretty maiden in a glass box"
How, I wonder, does she pee?
Blah, blah, blah, "poison apple"
Boring, boring "evil queen"
Filler, filler, been there, read that!
Seven shorties on the scene
Skip ahead, skip ahead
"But in the end the princess
wakes up with a start
The prince is good at kissing
And melting Snow White's heart"
So I know he'll appear
And his armor will be blinding
As shining as his perfect teeth
and manly hose
He'll propose on one knee
And our pre-nup will be binding
About time we set a wedding date
Day number 958
I know it's today
He'll show up today
There's a princess
Any princess
Take your pick,
they're all like me
Not exactly, I'm still waiting
They're out living happily
"Ever after" better get here
I want love in seconds flat
No one needs these middle bits
Whoops, did I do that?
Cut the villains, cut the vamping
Cut this fairy tale
Cut the peril and the pitfalls
Cut the puppet and the whale
Cut the monsters, cut the curses
Keep the intro, cut the verses
And the waiting, the waiting
the waiting, the waiting
The waiting!
But I know he'll appear
Though I seem a bit bipolar
And I'm a vandal now as well
Hope he won't mind
I'm a find, I'm a catch
And a very gifted bowler
It won't be long now, I guarantee
Day number...
Are you there, God?
It's me Fiona
Now I know he'll appear
'Cause there are rules
and there are strictures
I believe the storybooks I read
By candlelight
My white knight
My knight and his steed
Will look just like these pictures
It won't be long now, I guarantee
- Day number 23...
- Day number 958...
Day number 8,400
And 23
- I know it's today
- I know...
- I know it's today
- It's today
- I know it's today
- I know it's today
I know it's today
OK, OK, OK.
The rules are very simple.
Whoever spots a horse and cart
along the road...
- Punch buggy!
- Ow!
Fun, right?
No! What kind of
insane game is that?
- Haven't you ever been on a road trip?
- No.
Man, you need to get out more,
because... Punch buggy!
Ow!
I got you. I got you with that wagon
full of hay over there.
Donkey, if you do
that one more time...
See, that's another reason
why you need me around.
Who else is gonna fill you in
on all the fun stuff you missed out on?
You may not know it,
but you are one lucky ogre...
- Punch buggy!
- Ow!
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