Shrek the Musical Page #4

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that might break

I'm gonna be on you

like a fat kid on cake

Num, num, num...

Like Cupid and Psyche

Like Pop Rocks and Mikey

We'll stick together

like that Velcro stuff

I'm the fuzzy side

You'll be the spiky

Ooh! Like little kids and pajamas

with those funny things at the bottom

You know, fee-ties

Like donuts

and what goes with donuts?

Donuts and diabetes

Don't let me go

Don't let me go

Hold me! Hug me! Take me! Please!

Na-na-na-na-na

Please don't let me go

I need you, I need you, I need you

I need you, I need you, I need you

I need you, I need you, I need you

Don't let me

Go! Go! Go!

Don't let me g-g-g-g-g-go!

OK, look, only because I'm lost,

you can come.

Uh-uh... On one condition!

You keep the jabbering to a minimum.

You got it! No jabbering!

Man, you will not regret this.

- Too late.

- Now, that's what I'm talking about!

Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends

off on a whirlwind big city adventure!

Farquaad is on his way

He's on his way

He is nearly here

He's down the hall, getting close

He is just outside

Behind the door

He is on...

... his...

... way

Here... he... is

Right... here

Thelonius, I'm ready.

Bring in the cookie!

Oh, gosh. Uh-oh.

What's happening now?

Oh! This is scary. Oh, no!

No! It's you!

"Run, run, run as fast as you can,

you can't catch me,

I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

Look what you've done to my legs!

You are a monster!

I'm not the monster here, you are.

You and the rest of that fairy-tale

trash poisoning my perfect world.

I know I haven't gotten them all,

so tell me, where are the others?

Eat me!

No, no, no, no.

I've tried to be fair to you creatures,

now my patience has reached its end.

- Tell me or I'll...

- No!

Not the buttons!

Not my gumdrop buttons!

All right then, who is hiding them?

OK, I'll tell you.

Do you know the Muffin Man?

- The Muffin Man?

- The Muffin Man.

Yes, I know the Muffin Man

who lives on Drury Lane?

Well, she's married to

the Muffin Man.

- The Muffin Man?

- The Muffin Man!

She's married to

the Muffin Man.

My Lord, we have

scoured the land tirelessly

and have finally found the

one treasure you most seek!

A pretty pony?

No, it's the Magic Mirror, sire.

Then what are you waiting for? Bring it

in! And take that cookie to the swamp!

The swamp is no place

for a baked good!

You're horrible! Horrible!

Boo!

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, is this not

the most perfect kingdom of them all?

Ah, yes, Duloc is a wondrous land,

but there's one thing you forgot.

You are not a king, My Liege,

and so a kingdom this is not.

Uh, Thelonius.

You were saying?

What I mean is, you're not a king yet,

but you can become one.

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