Shrek the Musical Page #3
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2013
- 130 min
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Hey, now, you're going the right way
for a smacked bottom, you are.
Mm... By the order
of Lord Farquaad,
I am authorized
to place you both under arrest!
Under arrest, eh?
I want to go home right now!
This is the part where you run away.
And don't come back!
Can I just say? That was incredible.
Man, they were trippin' over
themselves to get away from you.
- I like that.
- Oh, good, I'm glad.
Now, why don't you go celebrate
your narrow escape with your friends.
- But I don't have any friends.
- Now there's a shocker.
Say, you lost or something?
No, I'm just trying to figure out
the best route to Duloc.
Oh. Duloc?
I know Duloc.
You gotta let me show you the way,
because I am like a GPS with fur!
- I'll be fine on my own, thanks.
- But nobody's fine on their own!
Not when you look like we do!
Hey! Didn't you hear
what they said?
Man, this place is goin' Stepford!
We gotta join forces!
Otherwise they'll lock me up,
and I cannot go back in a cage!
I don't know if I
mentioned this or not,
but I did six years in solitary
for impersonating a piata.
Oh! That was really scary.
And if that don't work,
if you don't mind my saying,
your breath will
certainly get the job done.
Listen, little donkey,
take a look at me. What am I?
- Really green?
- No! I'm an ogre!
You know,
grab your torch and pitchforks!
- Doesn't that bother you?
- Nope.
- Really?
- Really, really.
- Oh.
- Damn, I like you. What's your name?
- Shrek.
- Shrek?
Well, you know
what I like about you, Shrek?
You got that whole, "I don't care
what anybody thinks of me" thing.
I like that.
I respect that, Shrek.
You all right.
Hey, hey, hey
You gotta let me go with you
You don't know what it's like
to be considered a freak
Well, maybe you do
But that's why we gotta stick together
No, no, no
Don't speak, don't speak, don't speak
Just hear me out
I'll be a friend
Don't roll your eyes!
Stop with the mopin'!
You need a pal
My calendar's open
I I'll bring you soup
when you feel congested
I'll bail you out
when you get arrested
I got your back
when things get scary
I And I'll shave it
when it gets hairy
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Oh, oh, oh
You need me
You need me
I I'll treat you right
and never act shoddy
If you kill a man
I'll hide the body
What do you say?
You're not responding
I think we're bonding!
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Oh, oh, oh
You need me
You and me, we belong together
Like butter and grits
Like Kibbles 'n Bits
Like yin and yang
Sturm and Drang
Like Eng and Chang
Attached at the hip
But not an old lady hip
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