Sgt. Bilko Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1996
- 93 min
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There was this busload of sweet geriatrics.|They went rolling down a mountain side...
Do you think I'm an idiot?
Ask Wally. He's new, a real straight arrow,|never told a lie in his life. Wally?
See?
Sweetheart, sweetheart...
Oh, baby... angel puff, you're overreacting!
- You know, it's... Ooh! Bad turnout.|- It was full an hour ago.
Oh, sweetie, I... I'm well!
Sweetie, what can I do|to make it up to you?
Whaddaya want? Just tell me.|I'll do anything.
I've been waiting for seven years.
What do I want? I want my seven years|back. I can't live like this, Ernie.
I've got a maid of honour|on call 24 hours a day.
And I'm the only woman with a wedding|dress that's falling apart from wear.
- I'm sorry.|- I think you love me, Ernie.
But you're so slippery, it's impossible|to know what you're thinking.
Well, thank you.
I don't understand|what you're so afraid of.
You know what I wanna do|right here, right now?
No. Don't.
No. No, not this time.
- Don't, please.|- One game, to 500.
Don't. Please don't.
Spade. It's a double.
Triple boxes, to 500. Penny a point.
- A four?|- Yes.
Oh, two. Yeah. Come on. Here. Go, go, go.
What's up?
Well, Rocky and I were talkin' to Wally|while you and Rita were in the church.
She's a nice girl.|We don't like the way you treat her.
He's right, Sarge.|You treat her like a rube.
- Wouldn't you be happier in the navy?|- You jilted that girl.
She'll probably have to|move to another town.
Will you relax? Rita and I|have a special relationship.
You think she expected me|to marry her today? Of course not.
She expected me to do|just what I did. It's a game.
Someday you might lose that game, Ernie.
Very good, men. Make sure it's tight.
- Tight?|- Whatever.
So, Major Ebersole,|tomorrow's the big day.
- How's she look?|- I hope it won't be too humiliating, sir.
What's supposed to happen?
Well, theoretically,|and I wouldn't bet the farm...
...the hovertank will lift off and hover|several inches above the pond.
- Good. Very good.|- Yeah. Then it will engage the targets...
...the... the cannon. Boom.|The ammunition dump. Kaboom.
That truck. Boom.
Excellent. One thought.|Maybe it should be: boom, boom...
...then kaboom.
You know, save that "kaboom" for the very|last? Kind of like a "hoo-ah" grand finale.
What do you think?
- I'll make a note of it, sir.|- Good.
- Missed me. Now run!|- Ow!
- Yeah. Gotcha.|- Hey, there goes the sarge, man.
Sarge!
- Hey, Dobie, come on, let's go.|- Sarge, you get married yet?
- Not yet.|- How did Rita take it this time?
Oh, she's happy. She took|40 bucks off me in a gin game.
Oh, she's great!
Paparelli. How's tickets goin' for the|"Meet Stormin' Norman" barbecue?
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