Sgt. Bilko Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1996
- 93 min
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- What's it doing there?|- It keeps the flies off the food.
There's no way you can tell|what's wrong with an engine...
- Off the food?|- It's an experiment.
I'd say the results are mixed.
It's a lot cheaper than|sending out for it, sir.
And fresher too.
Bilko, are you mental?|This is not the horse cavalry.
- You can't bring livestock onto the post.|- You're right, sir.
You heard the colonel. Assemble horse|platoon and get the horse out of here!
- All right, double-time, soldier.|- Sergeant, please, tell me about my car.
- Do you know anything about cars, sir?|- No.
Ah. Well, you see that|sort of pointy thing right there?
It seems that it's impinging on the|browned, round thing with the spots.
- You see, when Henry Ford first...|- Colonel Hall.
- Corporal, what is it?|- Permission to speak privately?
- Of course. Excuse me, Bilko.|- Absolutely.
- What is it, Corporal?|- The Pentagon called.
The Pentagon?|How did they get my number?
They're sending a team|to observe tomorrow's hovertank test.
- Why? It's just a preliminary... Aah.|- What is it, sir?
Well, they're closing|a lot of military facilities lately.
What if they're planning|to close Fort Baxter?
- Do you know anything about this?|- You flatter me.
- How could I, a mere master sergeant...?|- You know everything before I do.
I'm sure it's just routine, sir.|Anyway, come back any time. Call first.
I tell you, men, serving under|a great leader like Colonel Hall...
- He's gone.|- I'm hungry. What time is it?
12 o'clock. We ordered Chinese.
- Pentagon brass, Sarge? I don't like it.|- Relax. It's just army stuff.
It's got nothing to do with us.
- Did you say 12 o'clock?|- Yeah.
- Today's Saturday?|- All day.
Saturday at noon. I have a strange feeling|I'm supposed to be somewhere.
Hmm.
I'll kill him.
- Poker game?|- No, no.
- Racetrack.|- No, no. It was something else.
My, that's a lovely dress.
- Thank you, Reverend.|- Is it new?
No, I wore it the last time|the lying sh*t-heel stood me up.
Ah.
Give me the ring.|You were the best man last time.
- He didn't get married last time!|- It's my turn!
- How you gonna be best man?|- Just give me the ring!
- But you can't hate him, you know?|- I can hate him. I hate him right now.
Sweetheart...
Where are you going? Nobody leave.
You came to see me get married. You're|going to - I don't particularly care who to.
Sweetheart! I know you're upset...
Daddy, stay out of this.|I know what I'm doing.
- Nelson.|- Huh?
Are you busy? Will you|marry me? I love you.
I just never realised it until now.
Well, the thing is, Rita,|I'm engaged... to your sister.
And?
Don't ask. Don't even ask.
OK, ask.
Bunny face,|you won't believe what happened.
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