
Sgt. Bilko
- PG
- Year:
- 1996
- 93 min
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Brass!
Livin' in the USA
This is WBXT,|the voice of Fort Baxter.
All personnel are invited to join|Sergeant Bilko in the motor pool...
...for a demonstration|of proper spark-plug maintenance...
...today at 0420, 0530 and 1455.
Those times again. 0420, 0530 and 1455.
- Did you win?|- Nope.
Private Wally Holbrook|reporting for duty.
- First assignment?|- Yes.
- Relax. Know where you're assigned?|- Motor pool.
- OK. Motor pool?|- Yes, I...
- You're going straight to the colonel.|- Colonel? What'd I do?
- How old are you, son?|- Nineteen, sir.
Nineteen... So young.
I'm a first-rate mechanic.|My two uncles owned a garage.
- Got any money?|- Yes, sir.
- Give it to me.|- But...
It's all right.
- My word, there must be $500 in here.|- 700. See, I worked at my uncle's...
You're going to take $700|in cash into Bilko's barracks?
- Yes, sir. Who, sir?|- Give me your hat, please.
Sergeant Bilko.|Master Sergeant Ernest G Bilko.
- Well, good luck. And Godspeed.|- Thank you, sir.
Remember, if you need anything|at all, need any help...
...the old colonel's door is always open.|- Thank you, sir.
Sir?
- I'm lookin' for Sergeant Bilko.|- You're too late, junior, no more bets.
- No, no, no. I'm reporting in.|- Come on, Duane! Pull!
Dig deep, baby!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
He's got the wrong shoes!|Doberman's wearing the wrong shoes.
He's got no traction. And this horse!
This horse was not this lively this|morning. I want it drug tested now!
Someone, quick.|Get a urine bottle and a mop.
Hey! What's goin' on?
It's Private Doberman. He's the one|who looks sort of human.
Last night in the gym, Doberman said|"I feel as strong as a horse. "
Some guy from company P overheard him|and said "Yeah? For how much?"
It's the golden rule. You don't say nothing|unless you're prepared to back it up.
No, no, not across the line.|Don't go across. Back. Just, back. Back.
- Are you OK, Duane?|- Sarge, I can't do this any more!
You did your best, Duane.|What's money, anyway?
So, Bilko, I finally won one. Pay up.
- Hurry up.|- Oh, so now we're on a schedule?
- Shall we go once more?|- Sarge! Please, no more. No more, Sarge.
Don't worry. I won't put you|through that again.
- He's finished. He's a loser.|- No one calls one of Bilko's men a loser.
I oughta... Hold me back! Aah.|No, no! Let me go! I'll kill him.
- You wanna double the bet?|- Double the bet? Ha! You're serious.
- Sarge, no.|- What's the matter, Ernie? Scared?
Sarge, please. That's all|the platoon's money-every cent.
This is beyond money now. This is|a matter of honour. OK, the bet is 1,000.
Sucker.
Yeah!
Hey, you can't do that, man.
- Ready, Duane?|- Sure, Sarge.
See? He was just rollin' up the bet.
He's like a god.
Duane! Duane! Duane!
Duane! Duane! Duane!|Duane! Duane! Duane!
Yeah! Yeah!
Walk him around and wipe him down.
Not the horse! Doberman.
Listen, that M2 Bradley vehicle|is property of the US Army.
I want it back on the post by tonight.|We have rules! Rules and regulations.
I have your rental agreement right here.
And if you blow anything up,|it's coming out of your deposit.
Teenagers! So irresponsible.
- Sarge, you said I could count the take.|- She got to count it last time.
Will you stop fighting?|It's like I'm running a daycare centre.
Actually, that's not a bad idea.|We could keep 'em in the storeroom.
- Luis, how many kids on the post?|- Personal dependants under five?
- 293.|- Get me the total of their allowances.
- Hey, in the storeroom? Kids?|- Zimmy, they won't die.
In fact, that'll be our motto:|"They won't die. "
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