Sgt. Bilko Page #5
- PG
- Year:
- 1996
- 93 min
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- It's a sellout, Sarge.|- Find a lookalike?
- We found one.|- Ahh.
No wonder they call me|a master sergeant.
You know, things weren't|always this good.
When I first got my stripes at Fort Dix,|I considered it my responsibility...
...to provide the hardworking men and|women with some wholesome recreation.
- You ran the gambling.|- That's right, Fender.
But there was this lieutenant there -|Lieutenant Colin Thorn.
A lunatic. I mean, real smooth on|the outside, but underneath, barbed wire.
He rode me like a jockey.
Pools, raffles, card games -|I couldn't do anything.
It was like being in the army.
All right, come on, baby. Let's go!
Hi.
Finally, I got a break. They held|the division boxing finals at our post.
You couldn't stop people|from betting on it.
It was a toss-up.|Now, to me, that's just sloppy.
I like a sporting event in which I know the|outcome beforehand. It's more organised.
I get to one of the pugilists|and we reach a business accommodation.
For a 50-50 split of our winnings...
...he agrees to give less than|a supreme effort in the squared circle.
- You paid him to take a dive.|- Of course.
I had this corporal|working for me - Leo Cletz.
The night of the fight, I give him|the money to pay off my fighter.
Leo misunderstands and gives|the money to the other fighter.
This fighter's surprised, but figures "What|the heck? It's a good price. I'll go down. "
Meanwhile, my guy figures|"Bilko meant I'll get the money later. "
- "No problem. I'll go down anyway. "|- So both think they're takin' a dive?
- Exactly.|- What happened?
Boxing history.
For three rounds, nobody hit anybody.|It was a dance recital.
Finally, I think out of boredom,|one of the guys connected with a right.
What the hell's goin' on here?
Lieutenant Thorn took it|as a personal insult.
- You OK? Did it hurt?|- Very cute.
It looked like Thorn|was paying off the fighter.
He was cooked.
They didn't have enough evidence for|a court martial, but sent him to Greenland.
Game, set and match - Bilko.
- Some story, huh?|- Permission to speak freely?
- Again, permission. OK.|- You dealt with him very dishonestly.
Never mind that.|What happened to him? Thorn.
I don't know. I don't know|what happened to him.
Colonel John Hall, garrison commander.|Welcome to Fort Baxter, Major.
Doberman! Wake up!
Come on, everyone!|Up and at 'em!
Come on, guys, let's not miss|one minute of this beautiful day.
Hey!
- Get outta here!|- I'll get the sarge!
That's it. Now you guys|gonna be in trouble.
- Hey, Sarge! Get up.|- What's the matter?
Everybody take cover! Gather all the men!|Man the battle stations and...
What's that music?
I understand, Major, this weapon system|is in the experimental stage.
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