Sex Tape Page #3
- Please, sit down.
- Thank you.
Can I get you anything? Coffee?
Finger sandwich? Sliced pineapple?
No, no. I'm fine
with just water. Thanks.
Well, I just wanna stick
my head in and say hi
and to tell you that I'm a
big fan of what you do.
Thanks. That's really nice to hear.
We think you have brand potential.
The model Piper Brothers mother.
And I always say that belief is
the only metric that matters.
We didn't bring you here to wow
you with incredible numbers
because numbers are really just an
algorithm for passion and values.
It's like I was telling
my wife, Schlomit,
of Piper Brothers' values.
Thanks!
Are you sure we can't get you a finger
sandwich or a slice of pineapple?
I'm okay.
There are certain content
guidelines we'd like to discuss.
- How do you mean?
- Little things.
"Do you remember the first time
your husband saw you naked?"
Right.
"The erections? Do you
remember the erections?"
- No, I remember that part.
- "Erections everywhere."
That's an unusual post for me.
It's a great post. I enjoyed it.
But what we're looking for from you
is your authentic, wholesome voice.
It's the kind of content that Piper
Brothers mothers are so hungry for.
Look, I love being a mother.
Well, we will make you
a meaningful proposal.
And we're very excited.
Should we have some pineapple?
We can have someone
get you some pineapple.
Band's coming to the Los
Angeles area tomorrow.
Meantime, here's the new single.
I swear to you, man.
I think I am in love with this girl.
- Max, that's big news.
- Yeah.
It's, like, we... I don't know.
We just connect.
Like, we have these really long, like,
super intense conversations. You know?
About religion, and snowboarding.
And then, like, out of nowhere,
she'll just text me her b*obs.
She just texted you a picture
of her b*obs out of the blue?
Oh, buddy. Good for you.
- Enjoy this time.
- Thank you, dude.
- That's amazing.
- Yeah.
I once sent Annie a
picture of my dick.
She was at a PTA meeting.
It was horrible.
- Did you go full dick?
- Yeah. I...
For a man, I feel like it's dick or...
That's kind of your only option.
Yeah, I avoid my dick.
I usually just do, like,
you know, the sexier parts of me.
Like, part bag, part leg.
You know? I'll go undercarriage. So...
I'll have my friend, Doug, come over
and we'll just knock it out real fast.
takes a picture of your balls?
Yeah. Yeah. You know Doug, right?
- Your neighbor?
- Yeah.
He's actually a really
good photographer.
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