Sex Tape

Synopsis: When Jay (Jason Segel) and Annie (Cameron Diaz) first got together, their romantic connection was intense - but ten years and two kids later, the flame of their love needs a spark. To kick things up a notch, they decide - why not? - to make a video of themselves trying out every position in The Joy of Sex in one marathon three-hour session. It seems like a great idea - until they discover that their most private video is no longer private. With their reputations on the line, they know they're just one click away from being laid bare to the world... but as their race to reclaim their video leads to a night they'll never forget, they'll find that their video will expose even more than they bargained for.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Jake Kasdan
Production: Sony Pictures
  2 wins & 3 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
94 min


Do you remember the first time

your husband saw you naked?

Do you remember what it felt like?

Do you remember what he felt like?

- Holy motherfuckin' f***!

- Oh, my God!

- Holy f***!

- Oh, my God!

- Again?

- F***, yeah.

Now, this might be a little harder.

Do you remember the second time

your husband saw you naked?

Annie, you coming?

- We're gonna be late.

- Wake up, sleepyhead!

- Annie!

- Sh*t.

Hey, guys. I totally overslept.

- Okay. Well, you can meet us.

- Okay. That sounds...

- I saw your butt. Just standin' there.

- Did you?

I never seen your butt before.

I had no choice.

We accidentally left the door open.

I mean, can you even imagine a world where

you accidentally leave the door open?

I love f***ing you.

I f***ing love you.

For Jay and I,

the next few months were a blur

of constant naked, sweaty,

ugly, amazing sex.

Okay. I got it.

Oh, God!

I'll probably be pretty hungry after this.

It's been a while since I've eaten.

I can make you a sandwich.

We could probably make a burrito

out of sh*t we have here.



Holy Mary, mother of...

And let's face it.

The erections.

Oh, God. Do you

remember the erections?

Erections everywhere.

If the Wind blew.

If he ate certain foods.

If he watched any movie.

If he got sleepy.

If he woke up.

Good morning.

Sometimes, I swear his erection knew

I was in the area before Jay did.


Everywhere we went, everything we did,

was another opportunity to have sex.

Do you think we should

be doing this right here?

Baby, honestly, I don't think

anyone can tell what's happening.

It's not that it was just sex.

But we knew that there was always

more sex just around the corner.

Then, it happened.



Jay and I have some big news.

We're in love. We're pregnant

and we're getting married.

- Come again?

- Honey, wait. What?

- Are you sure?

- Yeah. I took the test three times.

No, honey. No, I mean, are you

sure that now is the right time?

You're both very, very young and

who knows what the future holds?



Yeah. Where are you from again?

Mr. and Mrs. Grovner,

I know that we just met.

But when I first met Annie,

I knew that she was the one.

And so I think,

once you get to know me,

you're gonna feel a lot better about

this moment than you do right now

because I really love your daughter.

I love you.

Oh, boy.

Well, goodbye, sex.

- Dad!

- Walt.

- What?

- What?

- They're not right, are they?

- No, of course not.

I don't think.

- We're not too young?

- Oh, we're young. You know?

But we definitely know each other.

Greg, right?

Yes, I'm Greg.

Look, here's what

I think. They're right.

We don't know what the future holds.

But I also think that whatever

the world throws at us,

let's deal with it, right?

- Yeah.

- You know?

But what about the sex part?

Are you still gonna wanna have sex with me

even when I am big and fat and pregnant,

and then later when I'm

somebody's mother?

- Yeah! Yeah.

- Really?

Babe, my dick can see the future.

That's why we call it Nostracockus.

What about you? Are you gonna

wanna have sex with me?

Yes, I'm gonna wanna

have sex with you.

- Yeah?

- Yes!

Do you know why I'm gonna

wanna have sex with you?

- My butt?

- Because of your butt, babe.

We promised ourselves

nothing would change.

That we wouldn't let it.

And even though it was

awkward sometimes,

we made it work.

If you could just turn

a little bit more

- to the right.

- Yep.

I think we're good.

That's... I'm maxed out.

My stomach's in the way.

You know what? I'm gonna grab boob.

Yeah, just be careful. They're really

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