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- Yes, honey.
- Wow.
Bye, honey. Good luck with your game.
- Good luck at work!
- Thanks, baby.
Clive, buckle up
your sister, will ya?
- Honey, did you pack all of her stuff?
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
Don't forget to stop by and grab...
Light bulbs. I am on top of it. Hey.
It's gonna go great.
God, is this actually happening?
Am I gonna sell the blog for money?
Like, real money? Is that possible?
It would be amazing. For everything.
Dad, I can't be late again!
- Yes! I'll be right there, guys!
- Let's go!
Yes, Clive! I heard...
Is it just me or is the big
one becoming kind of a dick?
Don't say that. Seriously, babe.
No, I'm just sayin'
he's acting like a dick.
Don't say that.
Hey, we should have
sex sometime soon.
- I would love that.
- Yeah, me, too.
Maybe Thursday.
Fantastic. 'Cause it feels
like it's been a long time.
- It has, right?
- Yeah.
The last time was when we got those
towels from Bed Bath & Beyond.
- That's right. That was a while ago.
- Yeah, the linen sale.
Look, we can't talk
about this right now,
because we both have someplace to be.
Not the right time. Gotta get goin'.
It's just been so hard to find
the moment with the kids.
At the end of the day,
we're just both so exhausted.
- Just tell me about it.
- You know?
Maybe one of these nights, we'll have sex
instead of watching Project Runway.
We'll TiVo Project Runway.
That's probably why they invented TiVo.
Daddy? I still don't get it.
Why do we keep having all of these days?
And then, going to bed at night?
And then, having all of these days?
And then, going to bed at night?
Well, that's sort of what life is.
When will it end?
It won't.
- Well, it'll end when we die.
- Don't do that, buddy. Okay?
Won't I get bored of doing this
stuff again and again and again?
No.
But you and Mommy are bored.
Well, that's what
happens with marriage.
Who are you?
Dad, Nell's doing it again.
Nell, get your finger
out of your butt.
Is anyone gonna clean her finger?
Hey! Stop! No!
- Nell!
- No. Stop.
- Do you mind if I join you?
- I don't mind!
No! Stop. Stop!
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