Sex Tape Page #4

He works from home.

- And, so...

- Hey, guys.

- Hey, Rosie.

- Hello, Rosie.

- New iPads are here.

- Thank you. I have been waiting for these.

- How many of those things do you have?

- Two at a time.

One for new music.

One for back catalogue.

I have this complicated syncing

system, but it works out.

- Well, what do you do with the old ones?

- I just give 'em as gifts.

- Hey, babe. How'd it go?

- They wanna buy it!

That's amazing! What did they say?

Did they make an offer?

They're going to.

They said it would be "meaningful."

Whatever that means.

I think that means a lot of money.

- Right?

- I know!

Well, we have to celebrate.

Slow down. They haven't

made the offer yet.

They're going to.

And that's reason to celebrate.

I can get Sam to cover me tonight.

What do you wanna do?

I don't know. Should we take

the kids somewhere fun?

Like pizza and roller

skating or something?

Totally! I can't wait.

I'll see you in a couple hours.

Okay, hon. Love you.

- Hello?

- Hey, Mom.

What's wrong, honey?

Nothing's wrong.

What are you doing tonight?

All right, who's ready

for some roller skating?

Annie?

Clive? Nelly?

Annie, you here?

All right.

Hello.

Hey.

- Hey, babe.

- Hi.

Where are the kids?

They're at my mom's.

They are? I thought that we

were gonna go down to the...

Holy sh*t! Wow!

Hi.

Wow. Look at you.

- Too much?

- No, it's great.

I was thinking...

Yeah! Yes!

The kids, how long are they...

- They're sleepin' over.

- Yes!

'Cause I was thinking that...

Maybe we could celebrate,

just the two of us.

I get it.

That's a great idea. This is, like,

the best idea you've ever had.

You look amazing.

Do you own these underwear?

'Cause I've never seen those before.

Come on.

This is so exciting.

I'm so excited right now.

And now you're on the bed.

This is great. I love

where this is headed.

Your narrating, it's so hot.

She said, encouragingly.

Get over here and take these

roller skates off of me.

I love it when you talk that

way about your roller skates.

Double knot.

Okay.

Here, maybe...

- No, no, no, I got it.

- Okay.

Okay, that should do it.

And a-one...

F***!

That got a lot less hot

real quick, didn't it?

- Should we continue?

- Yes.

- Babe. That was like...

- Toothy.

- Okay, just relax.

- Do I not seem relaxed?

No, I mean both of us.

What I'm talking about.

- We'll both relax. We'll just relax.

- If we both relaxed, it'd be good.

Just...

Sorry. I'm sorry.

- I don't know. I just got in my head a little bit.

- What is happening with us right now?

- It was just weird for a second. I'm sorry.

- Okay, it's fine. Here's what we're gonna do.

- All right.

- Here we go.

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