Sex Ed Page #4
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- 2014
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Hi. Uh, I'm Ed Cole.
I work at the school.
Pilar, Tito's sister.
Oh.
- Uh, this is my friend Ally.
- Hi.
Not my...
Not my girlfriend.
Oh. Okay.
- She's actually dating my best friend, so...
- I think she gets it, Eddie.
Right.
So...
How's it going?
Great. Good.
Yeah. Cool.
You come here often?
The school?
Yeah. Um... Yeah. I guess so.
I... I meet Tito
most days.
Oh, right. Yeah.
Um, we better get going,
right, Ed?
Yeah. We actually have plans
tonight, so we got to jet.
Yeah, we're going
to this really cool bar.
I don't know
if you wanna... chill.
Chill?
Yeah, like hang out.
Yeah, nobody says "chill. "
Tito, be nice
to your teacher.
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Let's roll.
That's our ride.
Yeah, I-I got
my ride over there.
Um, well, bye.
Yeah. Bye.
She was so scared 'cause no
one ever explained it to her.
Sex ed, man.
That's what these kids need.
Are you sure you're the best
person to be teaching sex ed?
You can teach sex ed
even if you're a virgin.
You might actually
be better at it.
- Whoa. Who said I was a virgin?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
For the record, Eddie is
definitely not a virgin.
He had, uh, crazy sex with a
Canadian girl one summer at camp.
Who is now a model
in Toronto.
Yeah.
Wow.
But maybe it is time
to get back out there.
- Dude, I liked this girl today.
- That did not go well.
- Why?
- It was really uncomfortable to watch.
Really uncomfortable.
Like watching that porno
with Screech.
What you need
is a rain dance.
I don't need a rain dance.
What's a rain dance?
he finds a girl who is less than
attractive and he has sex with her,
and then he paints
his face like an Indian...
You are in a dry spell. You
are in the Death f***ing Valley.
And once it rains, it pours.
So what you need to do...
is find a girl to end the dry
spell and get things pouring again.
No. That's
terrible advice.
Sometimes you got to get
your dick a little bit dirty.
I like having
a clean dick.
Well, unavailable men are
sometimes more attractive.
By unavailable, she means bros
who presently reek of p*ssy.
And even though you totally
lost your virginity at camp...
and everybody believes
you're not a virgin...
a rain dance
might be a good thing.
Jump-start things,
Yeah, but if I lower my
standards and date an ugly girl,
doesn't that kind of constrain
me to a particular ballpark?
Recall the woman to whom I
was laying pipe prior to Ally.
JT, I'm right here.
She looked like she lived
under a bridge. Yeah.
The girl I was railing
looked like a troll.
But I was getting laid.
And that, in some deep biological,
pheromonal, p*ssy-stank way,
attracted her to me.
So, why were you
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