Sex Ed Page #5

attracted to me?

I don't know.

I just was.

Do you think

it was some sort...

of deep, pheromonal,

semen stink kind of way?

That's a good question.

If Ally smelled like jizz,

would you be attracted to her?

Yeah. If we were in a bar

and I had jizz on me,

would you come over

and talk to me?

- I don't think he would.

- I don't think he would either.

I... I... I really thought

you guys had something special.

And you'd get turned off

by a little white sauce.

I just want you to stop talking

about other people jizzing on you.

So, why were you

attracted to me?

I think maybe it's because you're

so willing to call me on my sh*t...

that you'll tell me

other people jizzed on you.

I'm pretty awesome

that way, right?

See, this is what I want...

what you guys have.

See, but if you want this,

you got to make it rain.

I have just the girl.

Who? She was a senior

when we were freshmen.

Crazy. And I don't think

she's changed since college.

Really? Oh, she will get the job done.

What is wrong

with you guys?

All right, guys,

today we're gonna learn

about the human body.

Now, I know there's a lot of slang

terms out there for body parts.

- Like "poontang. "

- Please be quiet, Leon.

It's important for you to know and

understand the scientific terms...

so that you have respect for your

bodies and for the bodies of others.

That's why in this class we're only gonna

use the proper names for the body parts.

So let's start

with the female anatomy.

Here we have

the labia majora.

Let me hear you say it.

Let's all get comfortable

with it here.

Labia majora.

Good.

Yes, Leon.

- Is it always called labia majora?

- Yes, Leon.

What if it's

kind of droopy?

It's always the labia majora.

- What if it looks like lunch meat?

- It's still the labia majora.

What if it looks

like a baby's face frowning?

That... That's still

labia majora.

- Well, what if it... - Leon, it will

always be labia majora. Okay?

I'm just saying, man, I seen some sh*t

that I would not call labia majora.

- Last warning, Leon. - Man, let me

know when you find your tiny dick.

It's right above

your tiny balls.

Ooh.

Principal's office now.

- No, no, no. Mr...

- I warned you, Leon. Go!

Please, Mr. Cole,

my dad will kill me.

Go, Leon.

I was just talking.

You should know

better, Leon. I'm sorry.

You have a dirty mouth.

A dirty,

dirty mouth.

I taught you better than

that. You should know better.

You know better.

Sir, um,

I'm Eddie Cole.

I run the after-school

academic program.

Reverend Marcus Hamilton.

You're not gonna wash

your hands? Excuse me.

I apologize

for my son's behavior.

It's really not that big a

deal. It's just kids being kids.

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