Sex Ed

Synopsis: When Eddie lands his first teaching gig at an inner city middle school, he quickly finds that his highly pubescent pupils are receiving no form of sexual education. Eddie isn't exactly equipped to teach them - he's not exactly experienced romantically. And he's falling in love with the older sister of one of his students. But Eddie goes off lesson plan anyway, delving into the world of menstrual cycles and sexually transmitted infections, and in doing so, incurs the wrath of the local reverend.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Isaac Feder
Production: Marvista Entertainment
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
34
Rotten Tomatoes:
64%
NOT RATED
Year:
2014
92 min
150 Views

Hey, man. Do you have a

bathroom that we could use?

We?

She loves bathrooms.

No.

Look, man, we wanna f*ck

in the bagel bathroom.

You just tell me

what that's gonna take.

Nothing. You can't.

I'll tell you what.

Give me every

f*cking bagel you got.

I'll buy you out, and then I'm

gonna bang in the bagel room.

I really...

She wants to eat

a bagel off my cock.

Guys, I'm sorry,

but this isn't gonna happen.

I want

a cock bagel.

She wants a cock bagel, man. Sympathize.

I don't sympathize.

Hey, didn't you teach

geometry a couple of years ago?

No.

He did.

He was our f*cking student

teacher. Remember that?

Holy shit.

Yes, you're right.

Now you work in a bagel shop?

Economy's been really bad.

Wow, man.

You're a real loser.

I bet you masturbate a lot.

You have that look.

I don't have that look.

You guys need to leave.

- Or what?

- Or I'll call the police.

Oh, f*ck you, man.

We want the bathroom.

Aw, he's

the f*cking quarterback.

Stop!

Eat dick, bagel man.

Hey, let's

just go f*ck in your car.

Hey, man.

You're home early.

What are you

doing in my room?

It's cool.

A little mix-up.

She's great, right?

You're screwing in my bed?

I don't have sheets on my bed. I

thought you just lay down a towel.

She is not "just a towel"

kind of girl. She's special.

Oh, good. I'm happy...

That's not my bed.

That's Eddie's bed.

I'm disgusting. I... I don't

have any sheets on my bed...

I pissed the bed, threw out the

sheets and never got new ones.

And I just wanna be perfectly

honest with you because I'm...

I'm crazy about you.

You are

so f*cking cheesy.

And I think

I kind of like it.

Okay, good night.

Oh, Eddie.

Eddie, Ally.

Ally, Eddie. Hi. Hi.

So, you're the first girl

to be naked in my bed.

Oh, I'm...

I'm sorry.

No, no. It's fine.

Did that letter come

for me today, man?

Oh. Yeah.

It's in the bathroom.

What's it doing

in the bathroom?

That's where I read

my mail, dude.

Rejected.

What?

That sucks.

Dude, you were born to teach.

I was, man.

I'm a good teacher.

When I was a student teacher, our math

team went to the motherf*cking state finals.

You goddamn right they did. You gave

those nerds something to live for.

You don't get to the state

finals by being nice, man.

Geometry isn't nice. It's

f*cking hard. Pythagorean theorem?

- I don't even know what that is.

- I am sick and tired...

of waiting to be

a teacher, man.

You wanna screw a girl,

you don't wait to buy bedding.

The quarterback wants a

cock bagel, he doesn't wait.

and I'm gonna tell the American Teaching

Corps they owe me a goddamn interview.

Yes! Yes!

Right? Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

What is a cock bagel?

Hi. You rejected my application

without ever giving me an interview.

And I deserve

an interview.

So that's why I'm here.

I like your spirit.

Let's see this rsum.

It says here you student-taught

at Bradenton. Good school.

I really enjoyed

that experience,

and I actually started a math

team that went to the state finals.

I used to work with kindergartners

before they put me behind the desk.

Oh. God, I loved those f*cking kids.

Great hugs.

And their smiles?

Gives you a reason

to wake up in the morning.

Absolutely.

You mind?

Totally.

You're allowed to like

drinking. You know what I mean?

Sure. Of course.

That's why

I love those kids.

I mean, if I were sad

or maybe a little drunk...

They don't judge.

You know?

Maybe I worked my way

through an eight ball...

and woke up in St. Pete with

half a kitten in a cardboard box.

Didn't matter.

Those little guys...

good for the hug, always.

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