Sex Ed Page #2

There's got to be something. Mm-mmm.

Oh, wait.

I do have something.

Done and done.

It's either Fourth or Fisk

Street. I can't read it.

Fisk?

Fisk. Fourth or Fisk.

Good luck.

I got the job!

No way, dude!

We're celebrating.

I'm so happy

for you, Eddie.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

No, no, no, no. You're sitting

right there. Oh, watch out.

So, what's the job?

Oh, sorry. I don't wanna sit

on the couch and get all oily.

Um, it's up in Tampa...

Ybor City.

It's an after-school

study program for kids.

That's, uh... That's the

Cuban neighborhood, right?

It's really cool

up there.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm excited.

Brutal commute though, man.

F***ing bru...

You're gonna be living

on the Skyway.

I know.

I, uh... I don't mean

to insert myself here,

but it may make sense for you

to get a place closer up there.

Wh... No. No, no. If you move over

there, I'm never gonna see you.

I don't know, man.

Maybe it's a good idea.

A fresh start.

Well, what's most important

is that you're happy.

So... I guess do whatever makes

you happy, man.

And this is just gonna

keep on happening.

Role-play stuff, man.

What roles

are you guys playing?

Christmas in the firehouse.

Yeah, turkey was for dinner.

But what's the elephant? Oh.

My dick goes

in the nose like this.

# No time for dreaming #

# Dreaming, dreaming #

# Got to get on up #

# Get up #

# And do my thing #

# Ooh #

# No time for dreaming #

# Dreaming, dreaming #

# Got to get on up #

# Get up #

- # And do my thing #

- # And do your thing #

# Dream while

you're sleeping #

# Tired of slowly creeping #

# Open up your eyes #

# Before it's too late #

# Try a little harder #

# Stop wasting over yonder #

Hi. I'm here

to check out the apartment.

The apartment... you're gonna

love it. It's got everything.

So this is it.

This is your palace, baby.

This is where you're gonna

love and lose. It's all here.

All right.

Hey, motherf***er,

you gonna pay rent...

or am I gonna have

to make you homeless?

So, the walls here

are thin.

Got it.

But, you know, if you're

banging it out, don't be shy.

I don't mind

a little noise.

I'm... I'm fairly quiet

when I make love.

I'm just saying, you

know, I like the sound.

Sensuality and whatnot.

You know, life, happening.

Yeah, it can

be soothing.

And you might hear a little

bit of something from me too.

I might get a little screamy,

but it's all good.

If sh*t gets screamy,

I'm just handling my business.

Sure. Sure.

I think I'll take it.

Right on.

All right, well, come downstairs to

my bar later, meet your neighbors.

Okay, sure.

That's pretty

cool music.

Pretty cool?

Baby, it's the coolest.

I used to be in band.

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