Sex Ed Page #3

Yeah, what'd you play?

The oboe. It's a woodwind.

Man, I know what a oboe

is. It's a p*ssy deflector.

It's like a p*ssy magnet,

but in reverse.

I was in jazz band, so...

You played jazz oboe?

Yeah. I had, like,

a Kenny G thing going on.

We used to do

jazzy Christmas songs.

But oboe.

Yeah, it wasn't

very cool, was it?

Oh, baby,

it really wasn't.

That's okay, doll.

What's your poison?

I'll have a whiskey.

All right.

# Come on, baby #

# Give me a chance now #

# Come on, darling #

# Give me a chance now #

# You know I'm sorry #

# I've been waiting

so long now #

# Just let me wreck the car #

# And I don't wanna #

# Come on,

daddy, daddy, daddy #

# Give me a chance ##

Hey, guys.

I'm Mr. Cole.

I am your after-school

activities coordinator.

So, what do you

wanna learn?

Come on, guys. You wouldn't be here

if you didn't wanna learn something.

This is detention.

What?

We have to be here.

We all got in trouble.

- Yes.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Sure. Yeah. Go ahead.

Hey, you wanna hear me

freestyle rap?

- Uh...

- Yeah. He's awesome.

Okay. Sure. Yeah.

Let's hear something.

- All right, what's your name? Cole?

- Yeah.

All right. Go.

# Mr. Cole

likes it in the hole #

# Just a little brown,

wants to go downtown #

# Mm, Mr. Cole

sucking dick on the knoll #

- Hey... # P*ssy b*tch wanna

suck a dick on the knoll #

- Hey, that's enough.

- # He got one in his hole Both holes #

That's enough!

Aw, come on, Mr. Cole,

stop being such a b*tch.

If you use that kind of language in

this class, I will call your parents.

No, no, no, don't do that.

You can't.

- What's going on? Are you okay?

- I'm gonna die. I got cancer.

What?

I'm bleeding.

What do you mean? I'm

bleeding out my hoo-ha.

She's bleeding out her p*ssy.

Come... Come with me.

Come on.

I got these

in the teachers' lounge.

Here.

What do I do

with these?

That's a tampon. I

don't know what that is!

Well, see, you-you just... you

take it and you... put it in.

What? No way!

No, it's...

You just... Look. It...

It's...

Can I...

Can I call your parents?

My dad is working

right now, and...

I don't have a mom.

Uh...

Can you wait right here?

I know someone

that I can call.

Can you just wait here one

second? I'll be right back.

Oh, thank the Lord

you came.

This is my friend Ally.

She's a nurse.

She's gonna help you out.

Yeah. Come with me.

It'll all be all right.

You wanna get a drink

with JT?

There's a really cool bar underneath

my new apartment. Yeah, sounds good.

Hey. What are you still doing here?

Oh. My sister's meeting me,

but she's always late.

Oh. There she is.

That's your sister?

Hey, buddy.

Hi.

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