Sex Drive Page #4
Those guys are total nards.
They never get anywhere.
That's just 'cause they don't know
how to close.
But they're ability to open
is f***ing heroic.
-Do you wear thong underpants?
-Do you want us to take our shirts off?
-What color bra are you wearing?
-Is your mom hot, too?
Are you into me?
-Where do you live?
-What color car do you have?
-Where do you live?
-What's your address?
-Do you want us to come over?
-Do you like pizza?
We've been to a motel.
-F*** off, donut.
-Rex, it's me.
What the f*** is this all about?
I broke the key off of our locker.
I couldn't get my clothes out.
Stow that sh*t in the trunk.
Christ, you look like a Mexican butt-hole.
REX:
(LAUGHING) You suck.Becca? Hey.
Wow, I didn't know
that you were coming over.
Cool. I didn't even know
that you knew where I lived. I mean...
-Yeah, I do.
-Yeah.
-So...
-Oh! It's a funny story. I broke...
I broke my key off
and Ron let me borrow the...
Anyway, so this is great.
You changed your mind.
Now, the party, it doesn't start
-for a few hours.
-Actually, I was wondering if Dylan's here.
-Dylan?
-Yeah. Is he here?
-My 14-year-old brother Dylan?
-Yeah.
-DYLAN:
Nice underpants, Ian.-Snap! Dang, that was funny.
You know he's 14, right?
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Laura, Cindy, this sh*t is totally gratuitous.
I love it.
(COUGHING)
-Hey, congrats. Good to see you.
-Hey.
Is this the plan?
Ian, dude, there's like 80 wet chicks here.
Get off your wallflower ass.
-Yes.
-Hey, Lance. Tight party.
-Okay, rude.
You can see
I'm having a conversation here.
Now, I'll be with you
in a few minutes, okay?
-Thank you.
-We're sorry.
-Don't apologize to her.
-I'm sorry.
Don't apologize to me.
(SCOFFS)
Hey, I'm gonna go see
who Felicia's talking to.
No, dude, forget Felicia, okay?
I know you guys are BFF and all that sh*t,
but tonight's about getting that dick
a little daylight.
Hey, Lindsay, sweetheart,
where you going?
Come here, we're not done. Get in here.
-You know my boy Ian?
-Yeah. No. I don't know.
-You used to be on my paper route.
-Okay, sure. My mom likes you.
F***ing A your mom likes Ian. Look at him.
He's a big, bright crimson king. Right?
You know what else?
Ian is a bust-ass virgin.
(SPLUTTERS)
I'm so sorry.
Don't let that deter you from f***ing him.
(GIGGLING)
Yeah. No, I'm pretty stoked.
I got into the University of Wisconsin,
and I'm gonna go for veterinary medicine,
'cause that's where...
-Are you gonna go to college?
-University of Boulder.
You know, I read that they have
a really great astronomy program.
I don't know if that's
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