Sex Drive

Synopsis: Ian is a high school senior in suburban Chicago, plagued by being a virgin. Online he's inflated his resume, met Ms. Tasty, and agreed to drive to Knoxville where she promises sex. He steals his homophobic, macho brother's GTO, and, with his two best friends, Lance and Felicia, heads south. Every young woman who meets Lance, including Felicia, is attracted to him, as he practices his aptly learned "Pick-Up Artist" skills. Ian, on the other hand, is a decent guy who wouldn't mind if his friendship with Felicia became a romance. By the time they get to Knoxville, they have encountered a jealous boyfriend, a menacing hitchhiker, jail birds, carjackers, an Amish community, and Ian's better judgment.
Director(s): Sean Anders
Production: Summit Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.5
Metacritic:
49
Rotten Tomatoes:
46%
R
Year:
2008
109 min
$8,364,827
Website
167 Views

Hello, my name is Sean Anders.

Screenwriter and director of Sex Drive.

Hi, John. I didn't see you there.

-This is John Morris.

-Screenwriter and producer of Sex Drive.

-Welcome to the unrated...

-Uncircumcised...

...edition of...

-...Sex Drive.

-Sex Drive.

How many times has this happened to you?

You purchase an unrated DVD to view

with your friends. Only with your friends...

Only to find that you got the same

old movie with a few extra curse words,

and maybe an additional tit or two.

-What a jip.

-And how...

Not this time.

That's right, John.

On this unrated DVD we promise you,

the viewer,

a genuinely wacky, zany

and unrated viewing experience.

-We promise...

-Plus, we promise more tits.

Bare tits like these.

These tits are good.

Plus, more cock, like this.

That's good cock, John.

That's right, John, and that's not all,

we promise lots of additional scenes,

takes and other bullshit

that will make the movie way too long.

And this means a lower standard

of filmmaking for you,

-the viewer.

-The viewer.

So, if you've never seen Sex Drive before,

please, for real,

do not watch this version first.

Watch the real theatrical version

and then come back and watch this one.

Why?

Yes, because this version

of the movie is going to suck.

Sorry, but I couldn't help but notice you.

I have this exact same tribal tattoo.

Mine's one my... It's on my back.

But actually I have a town car outside

if you wanna go see...

(ALL LAUGHING)

ANDERS:
All right.

Why don't you do one more?

IAN:
We open up against Michigan

in two weeks.

Coach's got me hitting the bench

pretty hard.

Shit. How much is a lot?

One... No, two.

I'm putting up three hundy.

Well, let's see, Tasty.

(EXHALES)

Wow!

Um...

Wow, you're really pretty.

I've never seen...

No, stop it, stop it.

Don't be so f*cking desperate.

Come on, be a dick. Be cool.

MAN IMITATING VAN DAMME: Don't be

a pussy. Tell her she's an ugly skank.

Yeah.

Not bad.

I've seen better.

Yeah, whatever.

Coach's got us running two-a-days,

so I gotta bounce.

(BLANKET RUSTLES)

Miss Tasty? How did you get here?

Shh!

(GASPING)

(GROANING)

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

(SNORING)

Ian, wake up, faggot. Judge rolls in 20,

so if you want a ride to work

you better get your poop in a group.

-Okay, I'll be right down.

-No. Now, Clay Aiken.

-All right.

- No, now, homo.

-Just give me a minute.

-No, no, no, no. Now, sissy.

-Just...

-No, now, chode-stroker.

Now, ball bag.

Hey...

-Ow! Cut it out.

-Hurts, doesn't it?

Shut up! I'm trying to sleep.

Hey, Big D, sorry. Go back to sleep.

You're golden.

-You, get your ass up.

-Give me a minute.

What're you doing under there, huh?

What're you doing?

You're firing off your skin pistol?

Come on, get up. What are you hiding?

You got a big fattie under there, don't you?

Yeah, you do. You're stroking it, too.

What the F?

Your little brother's sleeping

not ten feet away. Jesus Christ!

Good. My boys are all here.

-Dad, Ian's free...

-Can it, Rex.

Your pop's got a bombshell to drop,

so ears open.

Last night,

your old man popped the question.

(LAUGHS)

Show them, Karen.

(EXCLAIMING)

I'm so happy.

Hey, way to go!

Ian, you wanna get off your duff

and come over here and give Karen a hug?

Um...

-Yeah, Ian, come on. You're being rude.

-Can we do that later?

-Damn it, Ian, get up...

-No, no, honey. It's okay.

We have to give him time

to get used to the idea.

IAN'S DAD:
Karen?

REX:
Are you okay?

IAN'S DAD:
Karen? Karen, honey?

REX:
You okay?

Sweetheart?

What smells like jizz?

(LET'S GET IT UP PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)

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Sean Anders

Sean Anders is an American film director, screenwriter, and producer.He co-wrote and directed the 2005 film Never Been Thawed, the 2008 film Sex Drive, the 2014 film Horrible Bosses 2, the 2015 film Daddy's Home, and its 2017 sequel Daddy's Home 2. He also directed the 2012 comedy That's My Boy. Anders wrote or co-wrote 2010's Hot Tub Time Machine and She's Out of My League, 2011's Mr. Popper's Penguins, 2013's We're the Millers, and the 2014 Dumb and Dumber sequel Dumb and Dumber To. He is the brother of actress Andrea Anders. more…

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