Sex Drive Page #3
All right. Let me give you some advice,
Lance, all right?
Don't ever get married.
Just an endless parade of horseshit.
And whatever you do, man,
always wear a rubber. Christ.
Nice. Always classy.
Hey, come on, Lance, I didn't mean it like...
Come on, dawg.
Hey, sir. I've got something yummy
for your little girl.
(SCREAMING)
Oh, my God. Excuse me! Sorry!
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
-Ian? Oh, my God, dude, what happened?
-IAN:
I don't know.Is there a cock and balls
on the front of me again?
-Like a little tree trunk.
-IAN:
Thank you.Oh, my God.
-Whoa. You look pretty.
-God, shut up, Ian!
What? I'm just saying,
you usually dress so... You look nice.
Ian, why do you got to work the mouth
when you talk to us?
-Yeah, Ian.
-Sorry, it's a... It's a habit.
Hey, that girl you work with, Becca,
you gonna bring her to my party tonight?
-Yeah, I asked her. She said no.
-Good. Dude, she's totally wrong for you.
That's what you say about everyone.
She made you wear
the f***ing costume again, right?
-You know, I don't mind...
-Dude, if you told her to f*** off,
she'd be two knuckles deep right now
daydreaming about your big black cock.
Ian, do not listen to him.
Okay, girls want a nice guy
-Really?
-Yes. Really.
Look, all I'm saying is
everybody wants a challenge.
-Everybody wants...
-What they can't get. I know, I got it.
Do you get it? 'Cause I mean, it feels like
I'm teaching you to walk sometimes.
-That sh*t does not work.
-It works on you.
No, it doesn't.
Felicia!
Balls! I got to go.
Evil cousin's spending the weekend.
-Pretty cousin?
-Ian, she's the anti-Christ.
-F*** you, too. See you.
So what happened with Becca?
You been doing like I told you,
being a dick?
Yeah, kind of. Being kind of a dick.
I'd say... No, not really.
I mean, you know,
I've sort of been practicing
your whole being-a-dick thing
with this girl I met online.
-And I get it, but I just...
-Thanks.
I don't think I could do that for real.
Dude, sure you can.
I believe in you, you know.
You just got to stop worrying
about being the good guy all the time.
I mean, okay,
look at Andy and Randy over there.
You think they care
They could give a f***.
-What's up? What's up?
-What's up, what's up?
Hi. I'm collecting for
the underprivileged children of Ecuador.
-Would you like to help?
-Not really.
-We don't have any money.
-No jobs.
You wanna party?
Um... I'm kind of working right now.
-When are you done?
-Yeah, what are you doing after?
I have a church thing tonight.
-Kick ass, we'll come.
-Yeah, where is it?
more hot snatch like you there?
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