Sex And Death 101 Page #3
Reinvent the tater tot! Make a lot
of money! Have another kid.
- Say, "Thanks, Zack."
- Okay. Thanks, Zack.
- Mm-hmm.
- Maybe you're right.
Yo! Groom.
- Grand finale.
- [men whooping]
Don't worry.
Lester's paid for it.
[loud yammering]
Yikes.
How's that for
ham radio, buddy?
- [drunken laughter]
- Yeah!
- [Precious giggling] Oh, yeah! Yeah!
- [door knobs jostling]
- [Rod moans]
- [Precious] Give it to me, big boy!
[Roderick]
Oh, that's the way you like it?
Oh, yeah! Harder!
[giggling]
This is my oldest. He's four.
- F*** me!
- This is your oldest?
Wow. He's a good-looking kid.
He's gonna break a lot of hearts.
- Yes! Yes!
- [giggles]
- Yes!
- Goddammit! Harder!
So are you planning on
having kids with your wife?
Well, definitely. Yeah.
But you know, right now, we can't even
agree on what kind of dog to--
Whoa! Precious,
I told you I don't want
- to cross the line of--
- [unzips]
- Whoa!
- [opens condom packet]
- Oh, gosh.
- [both laugh]
I'm so sorry.
I honestly thought
you were kidding about
all that "men can be feminists, too" stuff.
Can you blame me for the confusion?
Well, just because I'm giving you
a standing ovation, my darling,
doesn't mean that we
have to, you know-- I--
- I think we better--
- Got it.
That's what I'm talking about.
Doin' it--
Hey, I don't want you to take
any of this personally.
I just-- you know.
Goddamn, what kind
of condom is this?
Your fiance is lucky.
She's got one of the good ones.
I wish I was more into
successful white dudes,
but, um--
[giggles]
two broke Latin husbands, and--
Jesus, stop me.
[laughs]
Anyway, man, gracias.
Seriously.
Gracias?
Um, Precious, your real name
wouldn't happen to be Carlotta...
- [squish]
- [gasps] Valdes?
How did y--
Who told you that?
Um, I think your bodyguard
might have mentioned it.
Like that a**hole
knows my real name.
So, you staying back there, or...
[softly]
Why is it so quiet in there?
- [Roderick narrating] Carlotta Valdes.
- [chair squeaking]
Number 30.
This was more than
more than a loyalty test.
This was sex.
And I had a print-out.
I was in the throes of
a sacrilegious epiphany,
in possession of
a magical document
that promised
an embarrassment of b*tches.
And yet, did it
void my earlier,
rather impassioned soliloquy
about how it's time?
To settle down?
To marry Fiona?
Right then, I nobly revowed
my eternal resistance
to other women.
Remember how freaked out you were
when you first noticed
the centerfold was
younger than you?
Ah, yes, the...
central trauma of
every American male.
Look at this baby.
- And I mean baby.
- [sirens]
Born in 1984. 1984.
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