Sex And Death 101 Page #4
My life was, like, done by '84.
- What are her turn-ons?
- Mmm....
Pudding, air hockey,
and pudding.
[sputters]
Bimbo said "pudding" twice.
[snickers]
I do like air hockey.
"Cynthia Rose is
looking for a man
who's confident, successful,
with a nice set of abs."
Well, zero out of three ain't bad.
What did you say her name was?
[turning pages]
Cynthia Rose.
Nice.
Oh...
[chuckles]
Thank you.
Dude, you're not
gonna buy the issue?
[footsteps]
You look like a Carl.
Can I call you Carl?
You talking to me?
You ever fantasize
about escaping, Carl?
Escaping this land,
this magical land
of the newsstand,
where all the girls
are right about
to pull off their panties,
Must be kind of frustrating.
Look, if you don't like
the merchandise, babe,
pssht!
Found this on
your dashboard.
It's a unique color.
Kinda like the one
Wait. Uh...
[sighs heavily]
Look, I have a disease.
- Okay?
- Okay.
And you could say that
I, too, am a victim,
- because--
- Hey! No. Carl.
Don't get me wrong.
I mean, how would I know
you were watching
if I wasn't watching you?
Wha-- You've been
peeping on me peeping?
Mm-hmm.
Oh. That is hot.
Wait, I c--
I can't tell if you're playing
some feminazi mindfuck game on me
or if you're really trying to seduce me.
Well, Carl, why don't we go back
to my hotel and find out?
P*ssy is da' bomb. No?
This is a joke, right?
Ten seconds on
the shot clock, Kobe.
- Come on! I--
- [chuckles]
- This stuff only happens in the movies--
- Five--
I'm the only one
working this shift, I--
Get out of here.
Are you gay?
Are you impotent?
Or are you just chicken?
Honey?
Sweetie, look.
Your tuxedo.
- Rod?
- [Rod narrating] Perhaps it wasn't
time after all.
Don't worry, I didn't cancel
the wedding or anything.
I'm not an a**hole.
I needed to figure things out.
Of course, I didn't
bring up number 31,
Cynthia "Miss April" Rose.
I stuck to the basics.
"It's not you, it's me."
"I don't want to get married
just to get married."
a "things have been crazy at work."
Fiona took it well... too well.
a little case of cold feet.
You're nervous.
I'd be scared if you weren't.
It's more than that, Fi.
I said, I think my sweetie
has a little case of cold feet.
You're nervous.
I'd be scared if you weren't.
I'm being honest.
We're getting married
in 11 days, Roderick.
We are past the point of honesty.
We have a goddamn church booked.
Deposits...
orchids.
And you drop this
on me right now
before I'm about
to get on a plane
to go away with the girls
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