RV Page #4

Dad, somebody's stealing the RV.

No, Carl. Nobody's stealing it...

...it's rolling backwards

with no one in it.

Oh, yeah. Well, my bad.

Yeah, well, yeah.

- Thanks, Saul.

- Irv.

- Irv.

- Not "Saul. "

I don't know where I got Saul.

Well, thanks.

- Good news.

- I'm adopted?

Good one. No,

thanks to my technically proficient...

...and charmingly amusing description,

saul -

- Irv.

- Irv, yeah. Irv the dealer...

...said we damaged the parking - Gear

interlock and the emergency brake.

We had that little mishap, you know,

when Mom distracted me...

...we were pulling out of the driveway?

But the driving brakes,

the ones we use when we're moving...

...they're fine.

They're not just fine, they're brilliant.

All we have to do

is every time we park...

...we have to put two big blocks

under the rear wheel.

We'll be perfect. Thanks for the help.

Okay, everybody, come on.

It'll be fun, let's go.

Miles and smiles.

This is the worst

I've ever been treated.

- Wait till you get married.

- Thank you.

Everybody, let's get aboard

the Big Rolling Turd.

That was easy.

Now what do we do?

Hey, I know, let's go to the beach

and go surfing.

Wait a minute, I forgot.

We're not in Hawaii.

We're where NASA faked

the moon landing.

Wait a minute.

Wait till you see this.

It's called a "pop - Out. "

Hold on.

Wow, where are you?

- How cool is that?

- Macarena cool.

Hey.

You guys want to see a movie?

But where?

Forgive my ignorance,

but don't you need to hook up...

...the Big Rolling Turd

to the electricity for that?

Yes, I do.

I gotta take a crap.

Time to break in the pooper.

You are so disgusting.

Dad! The toilet's backed up!

Carl, what did you eat?

Dad, it's not mine.

There's the problem,

sewage tank is overflowing.

And it's not even our sewage,

it's leftover.

It's not a national emergency.

We'll go to where

you dump the sewage...

...and we'll dump the dump.

Come on, let's all go.

As appealing as that sounds,

I think I'm gonna pass. But thank you.

And don't forget,

you're making dinner.

Sure, I'd love to clean

somebody else's crap out of the RV...

...instead of being in Hawaii.

Can I come?

Not only can you come,

you can dump the sewage.

- Really?

- Yeah.

It's gonna be a regular

Field of Dreams moment, buddy.

Piece of cake.

- Gonna be a while, mister?

- Oh, well, that depends.

If I can get this hose attached

to this outlet...

...i'll be right out of here.

- What's the dealie?

- Guy needs to attach a hose.

Doing it.

- What's up?

- Trying to attach a hose.

- Fella here's trying to hook up a hose.

- Maybe get on the loudspeaker.

That there's the wrong hose.

It's that there one.

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