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- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- It's got the coupling.

- Right.

That one right there.

- There you go.

- Okay.

You need another hose.

Yeah, I guess, but...

It's long enough, but:

Gotta get one of them

bayonet couplings.

- He hasn't got one.

- He's got a Y - Coupling right there.

Yeah, that'll do the trick.

Y - Coupling?

A Y - Coupling.

That's the Y. Oh, I see.

- One potato.

- Alrighty.

Two potato.

- Okay, wait, oh.

- There we go.

Listen,

i'm no expert in waste management...

...but won't the fecal matter

come out the top hole there?

No, you just gotta hold it

up in the air like this:

There you go. Little bit higher.

There you go.

- Oh, like that there.

- There you go.

You sure this is gonna work?

Heck, yeah, man.

It's basic hydraulics.

Okay, Archimedes.

Hey, Joe Joe.

- Okay.

- Let her rip.

Turn it off!

- That sure didn't work.

- No.

- We need a hose spreader.

- Who's got one?

Gornicke, I think. I'll get it.

- I'll get some music.

- Oh, no, please.

And some of those tortilla chips.

- We got some leftover sausages.

- Bring them.

No, you folks don't need to have

a parade. I don't want to impose.

Oh, no, no.

We are gonna get this

fixed up for you, buddy.

Sausages.

- Right here, you want one?

- Yeah.

There we go. That'll work.

You sure this will hold?

Hey, man, why would they sell you

a hose spreader...

...if you couldn't spread the hose?

It's getting old. Come on.

Open it up, Joe Joe.

It's blocked. I'll flush the line.

- Hey, Dad.

- Son.

Maybe now is the time

to confess to you that...

...your dad's not the master

of all things.

I got that when you started

taking advice from morons.

Yeah. All we need is a banjo.

Oh, man. He didn't even open it up

all the way.

- See? No worries.

- Yup.

- Hello.

- Bob.

Hey, Todd.

Yeah, I'm still pretty sick.

- Where's my presentation?

- Presentation?

It's the best work I've done,

not to toot my own horn...

- Yeah, you'll have it Thursday morning.

- Thursday?

No, that's not soon enough.

Tomorrow will be great.

Oh, I gotta go.

Oh, dude, that is nasty.

Don't worry, I'll get another hose.

Fire in the hole!

Here's where you made your

critical mistake.

You listened to anything

Howie and Joe Joe said.

Nice boys, but they're a couple pliers

short of a tool chest.

They're not the ones covered

in fecal matter.

That's a good point.

Travis Gornicke.

Bob Munro.

Yeah, let's postpone

that handshake...

- ... till we get you cleaned up.

- Yeah.

You're clean enough to use

your own shower, Bob.

The vehicle's all cleaned up, Daddy.

- Oh, nice work, son.

- Thank you, boys.

- You're welcome.

- No problem, Mr. Munro.

- Look, can I offer you a -

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