RV

"Once in every nighttime,

someone comes around. "

- "I'm coming to get you. "

- No.

"There's someone

that makes sleeping difficult. "

"Cassie. "

"I'm coming. "

Who's there?

- "The Tickle Monster. "

- No.

"That's right, Sylvester Stallone

is the Tickle Monster. "

"I'm gonna tickle you. "

"What?"

"I'm gonna tickle you. "

"What?"

"I'm gonna tickle you!"

Daddy, help.

I'm here, Cassie.

Unhand my daughter, Tickle Monster.

Oh, hand - To - Hand.

- Look, over there.

- Go, Daddy, go.

"Oh, dear. "

- Is she still up?

- Yeah.

Yeah, I just gave her a warm bath...

...and now she's more wide - Awake

than I am.

She won't be so sharp

for her big meeting tomorrow.

- Good night, sweetie.

- Night, Mommy.

Well, if I can get Carl to sleep

in the next 10 minutes...

- ... you might still have a shot tonight.

- Use a mallet if you have to.

- Daddy?

- Yeah, baby?

I'm never gonna get married.

Why not? It's not as bad as it looks.

Because I always want to live here

with you.

Well, you know, one day,

you're gonna grow up...

...meet a wonderful guy,

and you're gonna get married.

But you and I

will always be best friends.

Good night, Cassie.

Dad, could you be any more of a dork?

Cassie, you know where this girl lives

or you just think you know?

I know where,

i just know one way to get there.

- And you refuse to go that way.

- Because it's a stupid way.

- If you consider getting there stupid.

- Why don't you use the navigation?

Because Sacajawea back there

doesn't know the name of the street.

She knows it as "the one

next to the one with the fountain. "

Hey, Dad,

cassie just gave you the finger.

If we don't find this house

in two minutes -

- There it is.

- Okay, honey...

...hurry up, go get your friend.

- Jerk.

- I heard that.

Good.

- Where are they?

- She just left.

Okay.

Which friend is this, the nice one?

You used to know all her friends.

- You were funny and charming.

- Well, she's 15.

She doesn't want me to be charming.

She finds it creepy.

Oh, no.

It's the too - Nice one.

Hi, thanks for inviting me.

Any friend of Cassie's

is always welcome.

We're a little late.

Remember, congratulate Todd

on the Alpine soda merger...

...tell him the house looks great,

work in his outfit.

- Maybe he smells nice.

- Lick his face?

No, don't touch him.

Don't shake his hand.

- Oh, right, Mr. Stupid - Germ - Phobia.

- Yeah.

There they are, old Bob Bobcat.

- Teabag.

- Hi, Todd.

Hi. Hi.

Well, congratulations on Alpine soda.

- Bob said you'd do it.

- Yeah.

God, Jamie, if my ex - Wife

looked as good as you...

...i'd still be in the middle

of a horrible marriage.

Thank you, Todd.

What a lovely compliment.

Oh, there's Laird.

Laird.

- So that's the young hotshot?

- Yeah.

Harvard M. B. A.

We're planning to kill him.

Do you want in?

- Cassie.

- There he is.

Laird. You know what'd be great?

You going to get me shrimp.

I'm not joking.

Cass, go say hi to Todd.

- What for?

- He likes you. I'll give you 20 bucks.

Can I come?

I read all about him online.

Okay.

Hi, Mr. Mallory.

Good to see you again.

- Oh, Cassie Munro.

- Little Cassie?

Wow, you turned into quite

the young lady.

This is my friend, Gretchen.

- Hi, Gretch.

- Hi.

Aren't you the one who got

Pure Vibe sodas into the schools?

That was me. Cassie's dad helped,

he's head of Corporate Relations...

...but I am el presidente.

Wow, so you're, like,

personally responsible...

...for destroying the health

of millions of children.

- Gretchen.

- I probably wouldn't put it that way.

Obesity, diabetes, cholesterol.

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