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And I want Hawaii.
All right, we'll go to Hawaii.
At Christmas. Then it will just be us
and a lot of Jewish people.
- We'll have all the ham to ourselves.
- I'll have to cook.
No, you won't, because I'll cook
every night, every meal.
We were gonna take naps.
Hotel room, afternoon...
- ... lock - The - Door naps.
- Oh, the good naps.
- How are we gonna do that in an RV?
- I'll drive slowly.
- I was gonna get a massage.
- I'll give you a massage.
You're gonna do all the cooking,
give me massages.
And spend time with the kids.
You got it.
Did you cancel our Hawaii trip
because Todd told you to?
Did you volunteer us
for some sort of experiment?
The family travels around and drinks
nothing but Pure Vibe soda...
...see if our teeth fall out?
Honey, I'm running out of time
with my kids.
Come on, baby. Why don't you
come out in the wilderness...
...with your big, brawny man?
Don't make me call
for my mail - Order bride.
Bob.
Here's something your genius
husband probably overlooked.
Four miles to the gallon?
Gee, why don't we just stay home
and set fire to an oil field.
There's an elegant touch.
Or we could just travel around
in clown suits.
I spent the night with my head
in the toilet. I'm sure it's contagious.
All right, no more details.
Just e - Mail me the new proposal.
- That's my couch. Move.
- Make me.
- This seat's better, anyway.
- Whatever.
Welcome aboard, everybody.
Before we embark...
this beauty a name. Suggestions?
The Big Turd.
The Big Rolling Turd.
In that spirit, we set forth.
Make it so, Number One.
Honey, are you sure know how to -?
- Honey?
- Trust me, okay?
Thanks.
Oh, my God.
- Honey, honey.
- What?
- Oh, tree.
- Yeah, it's all right.
Honey?
Honey. Honey.
Oh, my God.
- We're okay.
- Honey.
Honey, tree! Tree!
Honey, honey.
- Honey.
- Okay.
Anything else you want to hit?
Do you want to go back?
We missed the neighbor's cat.
You are 31 hours
from your destination.
- What's that?
- RoadMate 700.
- I call her "Lola. "
- Make a right in 100 feet.
Thank you, Lola.
She's accurate to within 10 feet.
- Go straight.
- No, Lola says take a right.
- Well, mall traffic. Go straight.
- Fifty feet.
- Yeah, but she said take a right.
- Well, I'm telling you to go straight.
Twenty feet.
- Choose.
- Baby, please.
- Turn right.
- Choose.
- Dad!
- Turn right.
My bad.
- You are 30 hours and 59 minutes -
- Turn her off.
- From your destination.
Say, Dad, this is interesting.
"Unsecured items
in an unlatched cabinet...
...are a recipe for disaster. "
Didn't you read this?
No, I was too busy thinking
of all the ways we're gonna have fun.
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