Range 15 Page #3

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and f*** the DMV!

- You mother f***er!

Piece of sh*t.

B*tches get bit.

- Hey guys, get over here.

- What?

- Range 15.

You have to get to range 15.

- What's range 15?

- Let's keep moving

and stick together.

Jack, you're already

doing a good job of that.

- Yeah.

- Want to get wet?

I haven't turned

all the way yet.

- Looks just like a girl

I used to f*** in college

- Rocco.

- That's disgusting.

- Alright, alright.

- No.

Is there anyone in there?

We're not infected.

- Move it along, sh*t necks.

There's nothing here for you.

- Whoa.

- Please just let us in,

we're survivors.

We just killed a

sh*t ton of zombies.

- Oh, did you?

Cool story, so did we.

Look guys, we're just

trying to say alive, okay?

We let you and

Mexican Jay Leno in,

you'll steal all of our ammo.

- Why would you say that?

- Listen, I'm not gonna

give a gun to his chin,

if you just let us

have a few weapons,

maybe a car, we'll be out

of your beautiful hair.

- Wait, are you mat best?

- Every last inch.

- We totally f***ed last week.

- Of course you did.

- Sorry, what's up Eli?

- It's Eliza.

- Can we rekindle

this romance inside?

- Hang on.

- Oh my god, it's so big it

wouldn't even go all the way in.

- Eliza, the beard

and that tattoo,

what did I tell you?

- I love douche bags.

- Alright, fine.

We'll open the door.

- Alright, spread those

cheeks, I'm going in.

- Hello,

this is Robert Mcwilliams

with federal resources.

The bureau of civil

defense has issued

an national warning.

A disease of unknown

origin has spread

to pandemic levels.

There is no information...

- Uh, fellas?

Unlock me.

- Oh sh*t, Evan, what

the hell are you doing

chained up in the police armory?

- Cruised over here

to grab some gats,

when these f***ing dirty

sluts rolled me up.

- This little

hipster looking f***,

wouldn't share any weapons

and I had to cuff him.

- I love the way

your mouth speaks.

- What the f*** is that?

- Oh that.

It's what they call

the grunt Pyle.

- It literally looks like

seven men scissoring.

- That's exactly what it is.

- I know I'm stating

the obvious here

but you guys are

really f***ing hot.

Like snap your fingers hot.

- And you're like the

2nd fattest in the group.

Are we good now, bro?

- I guess.

- What's range 15?

- That's where that f***ing

soldier told us to go.

- It's a fallback

point for an ele.

- Wait, are you

guys military too?

- Yeah.

I'm ex IDF and she's my cousin.

- Wait, your Israeli?

- Yeah, I was like screaming

in Yiddish the entire time.

- No offense but that happens

a lot more than you think.

- A lot more.

- What's an ele?

- Extinction level event, Jack.

- Hey man, I'm really impressed.

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