Range 15 Page #4

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- It says it on the map.

- God damn it.

- Well, range 15, that's

where we need to go.

- Oh hey, brilliant f***ing

idea, tactical Tesla.

Here's another one, we

need to get weapons,

supplies and we need

to check in at the base

to see if it's still intact.

- Thanks, dad.

Prom ended at 11.

- You guys gonna come with us?

- No, we're all set.

We're just gonna

ride this out until...

- we save the world?

- You guys?

Yeah right.

- Listen here, oven mitts,

there's thousands

of them out there

and as bad ass as

you think you are,

you won't be able to

hold them off forever.

Boop.

- Jesus could.

- Who is this f***ing guy?

- Jesus?

He's our lord and savoir.

He died for our sins.

- Don't mind him.

He was Billy Bob's

stand-in in sling blade

but that's completely

irrelevant right now.

I'll protect you.

- And I will never f*** you.

We'll go but if sh*t goes down

we're hiding behind

the crimson chin here.

- Hey, what's with

all the chintrest?

- That goddamn thing is huge.

It's like do you have to

drink with a bendy straw or...

- can we stop playing

f***, f***, goose,

and just gear up?

- You know what guys?

For once in nicks life,

he's actually f***ing right.

So wants a sweet

f***ing gear up montage?

This is really

convenient for us.

- I feel like I just

blacked out on freedom.

- I feel like I got butt

f***ed by Francis Scott key.

- Is there any dialogue

between you two

that doesn't involve

homo sexual undertones?

- Not one single time.

- Just keep your

body away from me.

- Holy sh*t!

Zombies one o'clock.

("What a wonderful world"

- Jack killed everything.

- Jesus.

- Let's go, let's go.

- Let's go, let's go.

- We should all take Camaros.

- Bro, this isn't swingers.

We're not taking 30 cars.

- What do you suggest?

- We can take the whisky

truck that they confiscated

the night I got arrested.

- I'll drive.

- You sure you don't want to

put your dick in it first?

- If he did, I bet

he'd fill it up with...

- premium?

- It's like you're

living inside of me!

- Bro, she's never

gonna f*** you, alright?

Evan, what the

f*** are you doing?

- Taking a piss.

- What happened?

- F***!

F***ing ripped my dick off!

- Hey, on scale

from shaft to tip,

how much did that f***er get?

- Shut up!

Get over here and help me!

- Come Evan, quit

dicking around.

- F*** you.

- Hey bro, you

really got the shaft.

- This is worse than syphilis.

F*** you!

Just f***ing kill me.

- No bro, we're

gonna let you turn

and then feed you your own dick,

you cock sucker.

- F*** you man!

- Hey Evan, there you go

- just f***ing kill me.

- Hey no bro, I'm just kidding.

I'll kill you.

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