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you were Mark Whalberg.
- No, the little f***er
only played me on TV.
- Stop embarrassing me
in front of my friends.
- Bro, it's so f***ing
good you're here, man.
- I know.
Hey, you guys have been
saving my ass so many times,
I'm gonna do it for you.
Come on, stack on me,
let's get your frogman up.
Hey mother f***ers,
you want some of me?
- That was a short book.
- This is how I'm gonna die?
- Looks like we're the
lone survivors now.
- Are you about to go
full officer speech?
- What?
No, of course not.
- It's confirmed
we're facing some type
of zombie apocalypse outside.
- Are you sure?
- Try to stay with
me, simple Jack,
but judging from our boy here.
Looks like a blow to
the head takes them out.
- That sounds like pretty
- Now, did anybody see
- They have some
Billy clubs over there
and someone else
chained to the bench.
What about a vehicle?
- The bar is at least
15 miles from here.
We're better off hitting
the pd impound lot.
- Yeah, there's some guns
and sh*t over there too.
- Alright, what's the distance?
- From here?
Two, maybe two and a half miles.
- Ah sh*t, that's far.
- Aright, let's maintain
360 degrees of security.
Stay tight, we don't need
to take it in the rear.
- Like your mom?
- That's what she said.
- It's time to Vandanham up.
- Yeah.
- If you speak his name again,
I will slap you and your
mothers delicious f***ing mouth.
- Somebodies jealous.
- He's right man, I actually
kinda like that guy.
- Come on, even
his lifetime movie
was f***ing awesome.
I can't believed
he played himself.
- Hey Gene, welcome home.
- Gene, you're alive.
- That f***ing guys not.
- They said your entire
unit died on the news.
- This my entire
unit, right here.
- Oh my god, it's been so hard.
Oh it's really hard
and so big.
- A soldier came home!
A soldier came home!
- The 27 minute sex
scene was a bit much.
- I thought it was tasteful.
- I had to jerk off twice.
- The only boner
I have right now
is for killing zombies.
You f***ing ready?
Let's roll.
- Sh*t, you alright man?
- I think I'm hurt really bad.
my ranger training
will get me through.
- That's the spirit bro,
were you in bat?
- Not anymore, I'm in delta
but I was in 4th battalion.
Just want to get
back to men, sarge.
- 4th battalion?
Bro, there's only three.
- I was special force.
I mean...
A top secret!
- Wait, I know this guy.
- What?
- He's not in the military,
he's an air-softer
that works at the DMV.
- F*** stolen valor
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