Please Kill Mr. Know It All Page #5

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Of course he'll be willing to pay

any extra expenses that will entail.

Nope.

I just don't think Mr Know

It All would be interested.

My client would like me to speak on this

matter with Mr Know It All personally.

I'll be in touch.

- Okay.

Wait, wait, wait...

I know where he is.

I have a meeting with him later

and I can set something up.

Excellent.

The Gladstone, at 9.

What are you doing?

- That was him.

Who?

- Mr Know It All.

There is no Mr Know It All.

That was the guy from the movie theater.

But he looks nothing like the drawing.

He shaved off his beard...

And he's a lot more cleaned up, but it

was him. I studied his face for 2 hours.

I swear Patti, that is him.

This is perfect, they guy we're

looking for just walks right in.

I can't meet with him.

- What?

If I use him, then we'll be doom.

Oh, right.

The Monkey Paw.

So, they guy we're looking for...

Just walks right in, but we can't

use him because I wished for him?

Yeah, okay. Right, got it.

Just... One more question.

Are you out of your mind?

How did it go?

Okay.

You killed him, didn't you?

More or less.

That's not a real answer, Albie old boy.

Stop calling me that.

He wasn't there.

- Was somebody there?

Rule number 3, if a witness sees

you, you have to see to the witness.

relax, i'm a professional.

Somebody's tailing me. Do me a favor.

Another favor, Albie old boy?

This is gonna cost you more than dinner.

Just find out what's it about, Bud.

Yeah.

Wlth pants.

Can you hear me, Patti?

This mike is a cheap piece of crap.

Hi, i'm Sally by the way.

Well not Sally by the way, just Sally.

Hello, Just Sally.

He, that is Mr Know It All,

is running a bit late tonight.

I don't know where he is exactly.

But he said we could begin

the discussion without him.

So, what is exactly does

your client have in mind?

I prefer to speak to Mr

Know It All personally.

Right.

Well, I can assure you that all of his business

dealings are discussed with me personally.

With respect, I must work within

the perimeters of my client's wishes.

Do you always talk like that?

Like what?

- So formal and...

Uptight.

Why?

I don't know, I just

pictured you differently.

Why would you ever pictured me?

Do you want some wine or beer?

Just water, I don't drink on the job.

Oh no, neither do i. Excuse me.

Let me try.

Don't you hate that?

- Hate what?

When people don't notice you.

When I leave a room, people think

someone comes in with negative charisma.

I think it's a gift.

To be able to enter and leave

a room without being noticed.

I prefer it that way.

Yeah... Sorry.

And it is Mr Know It All. Excuse me.

Did you record all of that?

Just ask him already if

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