Please Kill Mr. Know It All Page #4

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...next job around here,

i'll tell you that much.

Yeah.

So you're gonna kill Know It All?

I think I will.

Yeah.

So Albert cleared his debt, that's good.

Not quite, he subcontract it.

What is wrong with people today?

Does no one have any integrity anymore?

He came clean, he

knows he still owes you.

Alright, just one more.

So who's next?

Business has been good.

Yeah boss, people are cooperating.

Don't wake them up.

They always does.

I was thinking, boss.

Maybe you don't have to hire

him for your hits anymore.

I mean, I got a pretty good handle...

- Stella!

Where the hell did you put my snorkle?

How should I know? It's your snorkle.

Hey, don't be wise.

Keep an eye on her, alright. She's

been acting really funny lately.

Hey, so this is a prelimenary

script. Feel free to adlib.

Any questions?

Who's directing this?

Does it matter?

One second.

Oh...

- Whenever you're ready.

I love my job.

Honestly i've been quite

overwhelmed by the...

Response.

All I want to do is to

help my fellow map kind...

Man... Man kind.

You're right.

Mankind.

This isn't about me,

no. This is about you.

The people.

Yes,...

No?

- No...

Okay, so what was wrong

with the one before him?

He didn't have an air of confidence.

And the one before him? - He has got

to see a doctor about that mole.

And the one before him?

Funny teeth, I think we are seriously...

Just pick one! - None of them are right, Patti.

None of them had those eyes...

They all had eyes.

None of them looked like the drawing.

None of them had... It.

Sally.

- Patti...

We made him up.

There is no Mr Know It All.

- I know.

I just have an idea of who he is

and I don't want to mess it up.

Oh my God... I cannot believe

you talked me into this.

What?

This was your stupid idea.

- No!

Now is not the time to be blamey!

You know what? I just wish someone would

walk through that door and solve our problem...

Great, you've done it.

We're doomed. You cursed us.

- What?

Oh my God, you're not serious.

Because I wished...

You do realize the Monkey Paw

is just a story? - No.

Yeah. - It doesn't matter

anyway, you already said it.

Cause I said it, he's gonna walk

through that door and then we're cursed?

In a nutshell, yeah.

Hello.

I'm looking for Mr Know It All.

Well, you're a little late.

But we can squeeze you in here.

This is the script.

What?

- You're here to audition, right?

No, i'm here to speak to Mr Know It All.

Oh, well. He is...

He is not here right now.

How long he'll be back?

- Later.

My client is a fan and would

like a personal consultation.

No, i'm sorry Mr Know It

All doesn't work that way.

My client's problem

requires a swift resolution.

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