Please Kill Mr. Know It All Page #6

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he'll be our Mr Know It All.

He doesn't seem the type,

maybe we should go to plan B.

What plan B?

I thought you said you had a plan B.

Yeah?

Where do you keep the peanut butter?

I'm kinda busy, Bud.

I'm hungry.

Were you able to identify the shadow?

You're not gonna like it.

Just give me the details later.

The mike is a cheap piece of

crap, it keeps cutting out.

I'm gonna return it and get my $12 back.

I thought you said it was $200, Patti.

You heard wrong.

So you killed Know It All yet?

Not yet.

What's taking you so long?

I'm in a meeting. Relax.

Once I find Mr Know

It All, i'll kill him.

Hurry up already, you're supposed to

be taking me out to dinner and drinks.

Just ask him.

He can't make it tonight. I'm really

sorry you had to come all the way out here.

Perhaps we could arrange to go to him.

- No.

He is out of town.

I thought you said you

didn't know where he was.

I did, because I know

that he is out of town...

But I do not know where

he is in a GPS sort of way.

I see.

Your client must have quite the problem.

He does.

What? Does it involve...

Sorry, I should have

not asked. You said...

This is a may seem

like a crazy question...

What type of work do you do?

Why do you ask?

Well, i'm looking for someone

to do some work for another...

And I just thought that maybe you...

I'm not looking for anymore work.

Of course.

I'm gonna go. I'm really sorry.

This was a waste of your time.

- No.

It wasn't. You didn't.

It wasn't.

A complete...

Complete waste of time.

You're just saying that.

It's very nice of you to say.

There are not enough nice people

in the world, don't you think?

Would you like to

meet with him tomorrow?

Yes, yes... Yes.

Yes.

That's my parking spot.

What happens next?

- I stared at him.

Stare at him?

- Yeah, but he wants to go.

You should've punch him in his mouth.

- I should have.

Hey.

- Hey.

I got you a wine.

Great. What kind?

Red.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Cheers.

- Great.

Bad news pal, you know

the guy you didn't kill?

He is dead and I put

him in the dumpster.

Whatever.

He knows you're in town, recognizes

you from the television coverage.

Seems he blames you

for the amputated leg.

I'm just passing on a message.

Why shoot the messenger?

If the message was die motherf***er...

Next time I see him, i'm gonna grab him

by his neck and make him beg for his life.

Why wait until next time?

Let's just kill him.

You want to kill him?

- Yeah.

I'm gonna take my.45 magnum...

.44...

- .44...

And i'm gonna blow his brains out.

This guy try anything, he'll

leave a trail a mile long.

Yeah, of urine. Cause they're

pissing themselves running away.

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