Pitbullterje Page #3

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No, Terje is just a fat dork.

Nobody likes him.

Jim?

I can decide these things for my self,

and I have decided to get a pit bull.

Yeah, that's a really good idea.

I would feel safer with a pit bull.

You don't know what a pit bull is.

We just have to train it.

It's really difficult to train a dog.

Besides, you have to feed it every day.

Take it for walks;

it's a big responsibility.

It's a big responsibility with a son.

You should do one thing at the time!

Mom?

Sorry, mom.

I didn't mean it like that.

Compared to other moms

you're doing pretty good.

When is the Christmas pageant?

Thought I'd drop by this year.

No, there won't be one.

Why not?

They just don't do that in 7th grade.

Oh, really? Too bad.

Yo homes, are you with me?

Are you hip?

It came to pass that in those days.

Counting the people was all the craze.

So Caesar Augustus sent out the call,

to count and tax his subjects all.

So Joseph went from Nazareth.

To his old hometown Bethlehem.

He took his young wife Mary.

She was riding on a donkey.

It will be hard to get a bed.

They should have called ahead.

She looked to Joseph saying:

"The pickings are pretty thin".

He said "I'll ask here at this inn".

Joseph stepped up to the owner.

But the owner turned and said...

Joseph stepped up to the owner,

but the owner turned and said...

Terje, come on,

"at this inn there is no room".

Joseph stepped up to the owner

but the owner turned and said...

At this inn there is no room.

All right Terje!

That's my boy up there.

Kurt, Roger, break it down.

Nothing helped; begging or crying.

But Joseph did not stop trying.

"There was a stall with straw

back there that looked warm and dry."

Party at Jim's.

Jim, hand out a couple of these.

We've invited everybody, you know.

Party at Jim's, party at Jim's.

Hi, I can grab one for Terje.

No, they're all gone.

That was great.

Party at Jim's.

That went really well.

The rap was dynamite,

the angel dance was beautiful.

Was your mom not able to make it?

She's got migraine.

I thought I'd call her one of these

days and wish her a Merry Christmas.

You can't do that, you know.

The phone isn't working. Bye.

You...

Turn around.

I thought I'd invite some friends

down to the garage.

We'll try to keep it down.

Oh no, they were out of

what I ordered for you.

That means

I don't have a present for you.

It doesn't matter.

Look, it's nice.

Cross that one off the list.

Christmas tree, got it.

Mom, what are you doing?

I'm going outside.

I'm going to get you a Christmas gift.

I can buy it my self.

Christmas presents

are supposed to be secret.

I need your help now.

Are you ready, over?

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