Pitbullterje Page #4
- Year:
- 2005
- 90 min
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We have just landed, and we are
ready to exit the vehicle. Over.
Moon boots ok? Over.
Can't read you Armstrong. Over.
Ok, over.
Special gloves ok? Over.
Ok. Over.
Moon helmet ok?
Ok. Over.
Ready for countdown.
Three, two, one.
You'll be the first mom on the moon.
Ok. Over.
Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one horse open sleigh.
Are you ok?
Jim, Jim.
I didn't mean for this to happen. I
thought it would be nice for your mom.
Jim.
Is your oxygen supply
under control? Over.
Armstrong?
I need that pit bull,
do you understand?
What about the pit bull? Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hi. Torstein.
Jim.
Terje is out for a little while.
See that sign? I could have fixed it.
In the old days
I could have fixed it like that.
Now, nothing really works out.
If you were a woman,
would you have married me?
No, me neither.
Where is the pit bull?
The pit bull?
No, that b*tch left a long time ago.
"The pit bull"... good one.
Terje? Come on over here!
Hi.
Where is your so called pit bull?
It's at home.
That's great, because my mom
That'll be fine, but not today,
because it's sick.
You don't need to lie about this.
It's at a kennel.
Get a grip!
It has double pneumonia.
I went to see your dad.
If you tell anybody I'm going to
kill you. Do you understand that?
Relax, I promise not to tell anyone.
But you promised my mom a pit bull.
And now she needs one.
Do you know of any other dogs?
No, no lottery tickets.
We want to walk your dog!
We have this project at school
where we are offering people
a little help before Christmas.
And we were wondering if you
wanted us to walk the dog for you?
You're lucky. Now you won't have to
go outside and slip and break your hip.
We promise to be really careful.
Well, ok.
There.
Did you lock the door?
I brought Terje and the pit bull.
I think you better go into your room.
Well, if you insist. Terje!
It looks a little wimpy, but it'll
tear out your throat in a second.
It can kill a grown man just for fun.
It's the world's
most dangerous dog, mom.
And it's got rabies too.
We're locking it up in the closet,
mom.
Ok, mom, all set.
Sure?
Yes.
We locked it up in the closet.
See, it's totally calm, now.
If somebody breaks in or something,
it will go berserk.
I'll go lay down for a little bit.
She could have been more thankful.
The dog could have been dead.
Jim?
You know what you would like to get.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Why can't you buy it your self?
I don't want to know what it is.
Why not, if it's for your cousin?
I just don't want to.
What does your cousin want, then?
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