Pitbullterje Page #2

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Sorry Jim, there's one guy too many.

No French kissing.

Hey, hold on.

Little Jim needs his Playmo, you know.

Close the door.

Now you're all set.

Close the door, Kurt.

Roger, you'll finally

get to make out with Kari.

Yes, this one is also from Lego Land.

Here it's Christmas,

and this is the first time Jim...

Hi.

I am just showing

your buddy here some photos.

Did you lock the door?

I worry about burglars. I thought

about getting a dog or something.

You should get a pit bull.

Aren't they dangerous?

Exactly. You can borrow mine.

I don't think that's a good idea.

I said he could go down to the garage,

but he preferred to wait here. I'm fine.

Can we be alone here?

Yes, sure.

Mom...

I think it would be better if you...

From now on, you and I are

best friends or I'll kill you. Get it?

Would you like some cool aid

and ginger bread cookies?

I kill you motherf***er!

You are dead man.

Cool being in your garage last night.

We'll stop by again today.

To plan the party.

You need to by beer for us.

He can buy beer?

Jim can buy anything with

that little note he gets from his mom.

"I'm really thirsty."

See you tonight, Jim.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

I'm not allowed to have company.

Do you want to play or what?

Playmo should be mandatory.

Oh Jim.

So, it's fat Terje and dorky Jim?

It's the gay pride parade, you know.

Sorry, I didn't mean it like that.

Kill!

No, no, no, don't do that.

Ouch.

What are you doing, man?

Roger?

You want to dance for me b*tch?

Dance b*tch!

I'm so glad you came.

Jim, are you there?

Hello?

Jim?

Terje, you've got to go.

Out through the window.

They'll kick my ass if they see us.

Bu we're best friends.

Ring the doorbell.

No, wait, I'm here.

What are you doing?

Come on, get out.

But we're best friends.

Are we?

Yes, yes of course.

Get out, hurry.

Get the door open.

It's stuck. Hang on a sec.

Jim?

What are you doing?

You've got to go to the store.

We need smokes.

Look, here's a marzipan pig.

Don't you like it?

That'll be 80 crowns exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi, Terje.

Beat it.

20 crowns change, here you go.

And you want? Hello?

One pack of cigarettes, please.

Hey. Got my smokes?

Where are... Hanne and Kari?

They had to go home for dinner.

Hey, Roger,

didn't you have to take a piss?

Yeah, can I use your bathroom?

No, it's not working.

Oh, really?

It's clogged.

The plumber will be here tomorrow.

Oh, I see.

Jerk.

I think I have to

get home for dinner too.

Jim?

No, the package

didn't get here today either.

What's going on in the garage?

Nothing.

There are so many strange noises.

I have friends. That's good, huh?

Sure. Is Terje there?

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