Pauly Shore Is Dead Page #5
- [ Crickets Chirping ]|- [ Dog Howling ]
[ Man On TV]|I believe he's upset.
Pauly is supposed to follow|Married... with Children.
- It says so right here.|- I know that, Bucky.
Then what's|this submoronic crap?
[ Man On TV]|I don't think he's happy.
Them goddamn|Hollywood know-it-alls.
Them numb-nuts wouldn't know|comic genius if it bit 'em in the ass.
When Animals Attack.|Hell, who wants to watch that sh*t?
If I wanted to watch that,|I'd throw a pork chop in the yard...
and watch the dogs go at it.
- Hell!|- [ TVShuts Off]
This is my darkest hour|of television viewing.
This is worse than|when they replaced Bo and Luke.
I need to laugh!|I need the Weasel!
[ Crying ] I need the Weasel,|and I need him now.
We could watch Son in Law...|again.
I want my Weasel,|and I want him now!
- Hey!|- [ Tires screeching ]
- [ sighs ]
Jesus Christ, Pauly!|How many times do I have to tell you?
slow down around|that f***ing corner!
I'm sorry, man.|I forgot you're my neighbor.
Hey, Vern, let me|ask you a question.
Who takes a bigger sh*t, huh?|You or your dog?
Depends on who's seen|Bio-Dome last.
- [ Both Laughing ]|- I got ya! I got ya!
[ Mock Groan, Grunting ]
- so, hey, how you been?|- Good. Things couldn't be better.
Hey, you got the big opening comin'.|Austin Powers.
shagadelic, baby!|Oh, behave! Oh, behave!
Like I've never|heard that before.
- Hey, so is Mike pretty cool? Mike Myers.|- Yeah. He's an awesome guy.
- Yeah? He does a lot of movies?|- shitload.
You think there's|any parts in there for me?
Vern. Do you think there's|any parts in his movies for me?
I'll talk to him.|I'll see what I can do.
- [ Engine starts ]|- Come on. Hook up a boy. I'm your neighbor, bro.
- I'll see what I can do.|- Okay. sorry about the corner thing.
Don't worry about it.Just slow down|around those corners, speed Racer.
- Later.|- Come on, Butch.
so, how are you doing, Pauly?
I'm good.
Um, after reviewing|your money accounts...
and realizing that you're not making|as much as you used to...
I think it would be best|if you immediately sold your house.
[ Hyperventilating ] Oh, God!|I knew you were gonna say that.
I just knew it driving over here.|I knew you were gonna say that.
Jesus, Pauly, why didn't you|save your money?
- Why didn't you tell me to save my money?|- Listen.
My job at this firm|is to advise you in investments.
At the end of the day, it's your money|and you spend it how you want.
And you have spent it|like I have never seen before.
$5,000 a month|on ''young, shaved boys.''
- What? Huh?|- Oh, I'm sorry.
I've got Elton John's stuff|mixed in with yours.
But-- Yeah, here we go.
$3,000 a month|on swedish escorts.
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