No one will fuckin' call me,|and I'm a big joke. And-And the critics--
Pauly, you don't know|what you're talking about.
You're great. People love you.|You have a following.
- Bio-Dome was a great movie.|- Did you see Jury Duty?
Did you see Hot Shots.!?
[ sighs ]|God, I love that movie.
- Yeah, it was pretty good, wasn't it?|- Yeah.
My-My point is, Pauly, is that|we've all had our flops.
- Mm, some more than others.|- [ sighs ]
But...|it'll turn around.
Well, how'd you do it?
- That's not the point, okay? It's--|- [ knocking ]
- [ sighs ]|- Uh--
Look, I gotta|get back to the set. Uh--
Look, I'll--|I'll talk to the director.
I'll see what I can do.|I'll-I'll tell him you're available.
I'll tell him you're available.
Not for long.
- [ Murmuring, Indistinct ]
[ Exhales ]|Okay.
[ screaming ]
Autopsy reports will be ready|in just a few days.
Many say he was a genius|who died before his time.
We go to the streets now|to get the public's reaction.
You know, he tried|to sleep with me once... and tape it.
- Me too.|- Did you do it?
[ TV..People Wailing, Crying ]
Pauly shore,|dead at the age of 29.
The kid wasn't fuckin'|wired right.
Any fuckin'jackass|could've seen that.
A strange turn of events--
You're a lot more loved.|That's probably why I did it.
I was so sick of people|coming up to me every day...
and ask me|what my next movie was.
and I had pigeon-holed myself|as the Weasel?
They don't understand|how Hollywood works.
Lenny Bruce,John Belushi|and Sam kinison all went down...
And now, me, Pauly Shore.
But before the media|blows it out of proportion--
let me tell you the truth|about how I got here.
My dad's a comedian,|and my mom owns a comedy club.
And my mom didn't own|just any comedy club.
She owned the world-famous|Comedy Store...
on the Sunset Strip.
Everyone started out there.|Everyone.
[ screeching ]|Ohhhhh!
The best part|about my mom, though--
she's been partying|her whole life.
- Dude, you forgot to flush.|- Dude, I'm flushin' now, man.(0.00 / 0 votes)
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