Pauly Shore Is Dead Page #4
David, it has nothing|to do with the show, okay?
I just-- I just need to surround myself|with a new team. That's all.
David?
I'm just a little choked-up.
- Pauly, are you sure you don't wanna rethink this?|- I already have.
Okay, then.|Good luck.
Hey, guys.
Pauly fired us.
Yeah! Yeah!
- [ All Cheering ]|- Pauly fired us!
Yeah! Yeah!
Oh, yeah! Yeah!
Whoo!|[ Laughing ]
[ screaming ]
F***!|[ Groaning ]
Watch my head.
Oh, sh*t!
Yeah, well, f*** MTV!
You guys are the only reason why things|are f***ed up for me now anyways.
[ Groans ]|I gotta go to VH1 .
[ Moans ]
[ Pauly Narrating ] So, with|the failed sitcom and no representation...
I wound up where all the other|out-of-work actors wind up in L.A.--
the Coffee Bean.
Or I like to call it--|the Unemployment Bean.
Or in my case,|the ''Has-Bean. '"
[ Zoey Chattering ]
[ Man ] Yes, sir.|That's good too.
- I like this one. It shows your--|- Zoey?
Zoey.
Booger.|What happened?
Forget what happened to me.|What the hell's goin' on here?
A couple of days ago,|I met sal Goldstein at the car wash...
and he's helping me pick out|the right head shot.
I'm also testing for Playboy.|Sal knows Hef.
I don't really know him.|I have a friend who knows someone...
who's been up to the mansion|a couple of times, and he met him once.
- Mm-hmm.|- What's your friend's name?
sal. Nice to meet you.|What's up, bud-dy?
[ Forced Chuckle ] Look, sweetie,|let's just get outta here.
Not now.|I'm in a business meeting.
- But I need you.|- We'll see each other later.
I'm sorry.
F***!
Hey. Pau--|Pauly Shore.
- Pauly.|- F***. What? What?
Um, I know-- This must|bother you people.
I don't mean to bother|you or anything, but--
I'm from Florida.|I'm in a band called Limp Bizkit.
Yeah? Yeah, what?
I was just thinkin',|I got a demo, and maybe--
What happened|to your face, man?
so, what do you want me to do|with your f***in' demo? What?
If you like it, maybe listen to it|and pass it on to the people at MTV.
Is that what you thought? What do I have,|a f***in' sign on my neck that says ''Loser.
I got nothin' goin' on.|My time is yours.'' Huh?
- Well, I--|- In fact-- What's your name?
- Fred.|- Fred, that's a really good name for a rock star.
What is it,|f***in' Fred Flintsone?
- Nah. Uh-- Limp Bizkit.|- Limp Bizkit. Yeah, you guys|are really gonna go far.
What does that mean--|shriveled-up dick?
Huh?
You know, man,|you're a dick.
We're gonna blow up|one of these days, bro...
and I ain't never|puttin' you in a video!
Weasel-ass! Punk-ass!
Who the f***--|F*** you!
F***in' f*ggot.
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