Pauly Shore Is Dead Page #6
At least I didn't spend|as much money as Elton.
You don't need|an accountant, Pauly.
What you need is help--|real help.
Now, I know of a sex rehab|in Arizona...
that you oughta|check yourself into.
I just got a six-month chip.
[ Woman Moaning In Sex ]|Oh.! Oh, sh*t.!
[ Moaning]
- [ Continues Moaning ]|- [ Phone Line Ringing ]
- [ Woman ] Hello?|- Hey.
- What are you doin'?|- What are you doin'?
- Tell me what I like.|- [ sighs ] Not right now, Pauly.
- I'm doing my taxes.|- But I need you.
- All right.|- [ Video Continues ]
First, I'm gonna kiss|all over your stomach.
- Then we'll do reverse cowgirl.|Then I'm gonna suck your--|- [ Call Waiting Beeps ]
- W-Wait. Hello.|- [ Elderly Woman ] What are you doin', Pauly?
Hey, Mom.|I'm doin' my taxes.
You don't do your taxes.|Come on over.
Just hold on.
- [ Video Continues ]|- [ Gasps ] Quick. Quick, tell me what I like.
[ Mom ] Wimpy's hamburgers.|Matzo and eggs.
- Apple pie and raisins.|- Mom.
- Mom, please wait.|- Pineapple and bananas.
[ Gasping ]
[ sighing ]
[ Mom ]|Pauly. What's goin' on?
Aw, sh*t.
- Are you okay?|- Mom, I'm fine.
I'm fine, okay?
I need you to come over.|My head hurts.
- F***. I'll be over there in a sec.|- 'Cause I got a headache.
- I'm coming!|- Hurry up.
It's just kind of|a momentum thing.
Whatever the momentum is, it's not going|towards me. I don't have any momentum.
- Oranges! Oranges! Oranges!|- Chiclets! Chiclets!
- It'll swing the other way.|- Well, when's it gonna swing?
You just never know.
- You just gotta be ready for when it does swing.|- Right.
- Chiclets!|- Oranges.!
- Chiclets.!|- Rico suave oranges!
- Maybe we can hook up after dinner at the store.|- Oh, my God.
Orange-- Hey, b-b-baby.|Come here.
Oranges.
- Rico?|- Pauly! What's up, Weasel?
Hey, this is my son.|This is Junior, man.
Chiclets! Chiclets!|Chiclets!
- Chiclets!|-Just like his daddy, bro! What's up, man?
Nothin', man. How you been?|What have you been doin'?
- selling oranges. Buy some, man.|- Chiclets! Chiclets!
I was at the supermarket.|I just got a whole bunch of oranges.
- Hey, it was good seeing you.|- Hey, wait, wait, wait.! Where you goin; bro?
Pauly, come on, man. Not in front of my son.|Buy some oranges, bro.
- Chiclets! Chiclets!|- I don't have any f***in' money, bro.
- Chiclets! Chiclets!|- I gotta get outta here.
- I gotta take care of my mom.|- Where do you think you're goin; fool?
You know what, Pauly?|F*** you, Pauly!
Don't you f***in'leave.! kiss my ass, man.|You ain't goin'nowhere.
- I got sh*t to do.|- [ Rico Shouting, Indistinct ]
Ow!
- [ screams ]|-Jesus!
[ Pauly ]|A**hole!
Who is Rico suave, fool?|Who is Rico suave, homes? Me!
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