One, Two, Many Page #5

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l'm a little confused.

Edgartold me

that Danny

gets to fool

around all the time.

What?

Yeah, in fact, he told me

he banged a girl on the pool

table at Mr. Angelino's club.

Are yo kidding me?

No.

That...motherf***er's

cheating on me?

Look, l don 't know

what he told you,

but Danny is a faithful guy

in a happy relationship.

l won't even tell you what

he did with the pool cue.

l don't get it, Ern.

There's, like,

nobody attractive

in the whole

frickin' play.

You would think

with at least 20

some-odd cast members,

there'd be at least

one that's my type.

You mean to tell me

not one guy was yourtype?

Very funny.

What do you care, anyway?

You gota legitimate

actingjob

instead of playing a clown

forsome dopey kids.

Yeah, l know.

ljust had the feeling

l'd meet at least

one decent chick

in the whole play.

l gotta get in shape.

What do you think

l should give up first,

drinking orsmoking?

Howabot eating?

So why do you

come to the gym anyway?

Forthe chicks.

Everybody knows

the hottest chicks

hang out at the gym.

That's how they stay hot.

Hey, chicks.

See me training

forthe Olympics?

Really? So soon.

l thought the Special olympics

didn't starttill June.

Nowwe have the wedding

These two loving hearts

They love one another

l'll break--

Nope.

And nowwe have--

Damn. Ow!

God .

Hi.

Hi.

l hearyou wentto NYU.

Uh, yeah.

So did l.

Oh, yeah. Great.

Okay. well...

Nice meeting you.

Thomas

Yeah, great.

Oh, damn.

What an a**hole.

Who does he think

he is, De Niro?

Everything looks fabulous.

Butwhere are the balloons?

Jimmy, where

are the balloons?

Look, Rocco, it's

a long story, okay?

Jimmy, where

are the balloons?

Look, yesterday

l went overto Rocco's,

and...l'll go

check the rectory.

You check yourrectum.

God , where are the balloons?

Don't worry about it, Rocco.

lt'll be fine.

lt's just balloons, all right?

Look at Mrs. G.

She said she lost 30 ponds

forthe wedding.

lt's like throwing a deck chair

offthe Queen Mary.

laughter

She's like Barney.

l love you,

l love food

laughter

Oh, my God.

lt is so nice

to finally meetyou.

You look just like

that, um, actress

from The Poseidon

Adventure.

Oh, my God,

what's hername?

Um, uh...

gasps

Oh, yeah.

Ernest Borgnine.

You don't say.

That's a really

beautiful hat

you're wearing.

Well, l never.

Hey, Eddie Gaga.

Howyo doin'?

When'd you get out?

How's the family?

You gotmy money?

We celebrate the wedding

OfVito and Valerie

Yi yi yi yi yi yi yah

Cmo ests?

Brooklyn in the hose! Hey!

Dear brothers and sisters,

we gatherhere today

to celebrate the love

of Vito and Valerie.

speakingforeign language

And let's make it quick

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