One, Two, Many Page #6

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because l got a funeral at 9.

Please kiss the bride.

So, how' d you feel

about doing the show?

l was a little nervous, man.

Okay, l guess.

You had a better

first day than Edgar.

l think he pissed himself.

Paul, l gotta ask you

a question.

How come there's no

hot chicks in this show?

l mean, who cast it?

Rocco?

laughs

Aw, there's a cople.

Not Gillian.

Danielle is a whacko

What abot Jennifer?

Jennifer.

Who's Jennifer?

The girl that

plays Marilyn.

You mean the ditz?

Oh, come on .

She's notthat pretty.

l don't know , man.

Jennifer is one of

the hottest girls

in the show .

No, that's the chick

that plays Marilyn, man.

She's way too

trashy looking.

Okay, yeah.

The trashy ditz

not so pretty,

that's nice.

l'm out of here.

Yeah, all right.

Wait, it's you.

You're Marilyn?

Oh, my God,

you were great.

No, l'm Jennifer,

the girl who plays Marilyn.

Also the girl who tried

to talk to you earlier.

You kind of blew heroff.

Nowl knowwhy.

Why?

'Cause yo 're a jerk.

Take care, Paul.

Later, Jennifer.

Yeah.

Hey, wait.

sputters

That was beautiful.

sighs

Hi.

Hey, howare you?

Fine. How are you?

Good.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Stop, stop , stop, stop , stop!

Please, please.

That was you.

You know, the guitar,

the string, the eye.

And then you were

in character,

you have

a ditzy accent...

Yeah, l was acting.

And you were great.

Big fan. Big fan.

Don't kiss up.

Look, l'm sorry.

Whatever.

We are getting off

to a bad start here.

Cold we start again,

please?

Can we start again,

please?

Yeah.

Cold we start again,

please?

Looks like yo 've made

yourpoint now

Hey, l'm leaving.

Oh, no, no, no

l'm just kidding.

l promise,

no more singing.

Butwhere are yo

going tonight

My little angel?

laughs

Okay. You're a whacko

l'm an idiot ,

actually, but...

A little bit.

He's the idiot.

This guy's an a**hole.

l'm a good guy.

So where are you going?

Uh, oh, God.

Afew of us from the cast

are going to try and get in

a scar party at Tattoo.

Tattoo ?

Are yo kidding me?

l knowthe boncerthere.

l can get us on the list.

No, don't try

and be nice now.

l am nice.

Just gotta

get to know me.

l grow on people.

Like a fungus.

scoffs

dance

Thanks forgetting us

in the club.

No problem.

So, am l forgiven orwhat?

Ohhh...almost.

Well, how can l complete

youract offorgiveness?

Wow , this dance is,

you know , not hurting,

but, uh,

how about a drink?

What do you want?

Whiskey, baby.

You got it.

laughs

Can l get a whiskey,

please?

Trying to get

this girl to like me.

Want a tip?

Sure.

Stop dancing.

Very funny.

Excuse me, sir.

Excuse me.

Sir?

Excuse me--

Man, get away from me.

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