Not Cool Page #4
If you're thinking
of Cornell,
You can always
come visit with me.
My dorm is super cool.
We have a swimming turtle
named randy.
So, pretty f***ing awesome.
Cornell?
Not with the "C" I have
in Mr. Draper's class.
Draper the raper?
Thought he'd give you
an a-Plus with those titties.
I mean, god damn.
Thanks?
Does he still schedule
that stupid midterm
For the day
after thanksgiving break?
Yup.
Turns out he's not only a perv,
He's also a fascist.
You know, I could help you.
I mean, I aced...
I aced draper's class.
I knocked that midterm
out of the park.
I remember he actually
said to me, and I quote,
"You made that midterm
your b*tch."
Or, no... Or he said,
"you did a good job."
But he meant it, so...
I mean, don't worry.
No charge.
Just two study buddies
doing what they do,
Shooting the sh*t.
Whip out a highlighter or two,
Make some marks
on those textbooks.
I don't give a f***
what the librarian says.
Okay, what the hell.
Seriously?
- Mm-Hmm.
- Okay.
Yeah, yes.
So you will not regret this.
I promise.
How is 8:
00 on Friday?Sounds good.
Good, I think so too, yeah.
Okay.
Bye.
I love you, so much.
This is the first time
I've drank in, like, ever.
But I feel totally fine.
Yeah, no, you look
totally great,
Not at all like a rhino
Who's been shot
with a tranquilizer gun.
Uh-Oh.
I think the f***ing
tikka masala sh*t's
Gonna come back up.
Whew, I feel so much better now.
Want to hook up?
She said yes.
Move, f***ers.
She said yes, she said yes,
she said yes.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
So I'm gonna go now.
Hey, motherfuck,
Did you not hear me?
She said yes.
Oh, my god,
that is so exciting.
Hey, at what point
in this conversation
Are we going to acknowledge
that I'm covered in vomit?
What am I gonna wear?
Should I wear a suit?
Maybe one of those
sexy-Ass tight vests
With, like, a dragon on it
for no f***ing reason.
And she's like, "what's that?"
And I'm like,
But I don't know
where to take her for dinner,
Because I obviously want
to take her somewhere nice,
But I don't want
to freak her out.
There's about ten
different restaurants
Up in that girl's vomit,
So you can take your pick.
Text me.
Suck a dick.
No.
Sh*t, look, I'm sorry,
But you came out of nowhere.
Scott?
Do I know you?
We went to
high school together.
And middle school,
And elementary.
Tori the whorie?
And we're back.
Wow.
You look kind of good now.
You know, that nickname
Might not even be
that ironic anymore.
Charming, okay.
Well, you're not dead,
so I'm gonna go.
But this has been so fun.
Thank you.
Ugh.
F***.
Can I get a ride?
So you know this is
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