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a really bad idea, right?
It says the party is
only one mile from here.
Oh, fantastic,
I'm glad there's an app
That can make stalking
more efficient.
I'm not stalking, okay?
to help me locate someone
Who doesn't want to talk to me
at the moment.
Which is stalking.
Mm-Hmm.
Ooh, make that left.
You do realize that
you're pathetic, right?
You do realize that
you're covered in vomit, right?
Besides, heather's
gonna take me back.
Oh, fantastic, so not only
are you a stalker,
But you're a misogynist too.
And I'm a romantic.
Ho-Ho, and why would
heather take you back?
'Cause I think she's
made it perfectly clear
That she wants nothing
to do with you.
She just needs
some time to think
And, you know, reevaluate.
She'll be fine.
Oh, wow.
Because obviously she must be
To dump you, Mr. Perfect
with the amazing hair.
Think I have amazing hair?
Oh, my god,
you know you're attractive.
It's annoying.
Wow, amazing hair
and I'm attractive?
Yeah, here I go.
Wait a minute.
Are you into me?
No, god,
I'm not into you.
I mean, would I have sex
with you?
Yeah, probably, but that does
not mean that I'm into you.
You'd have sex with me?
Wow, I mean, I'm not surprised.
I'm just surprised
that you actually admitted that.
Oh, my god, it's 2014.
Women should be able
I mean, I know
what year it is.
I'm just saying...
Okay, here's the thing,
prom king.
all the time,
Including your precious,
wonderful heather.
So if she wanted you
in her bed,
You wouldn't be in this car
with me right now.
And that is a fact.
Oh, wait,
hold on one second,
Because I really want
to film this,
Because fail videos
always go viral.
Go on.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe now isn't the best time.
Oh, no, come on, Scott.
Get kicked in the balls
really bad.
Why are you so mean?
I'm mean?
Wow, that's a double standard.
I recall it going a little bit
differently in high school.
Maybe nobody has told you
that high school is over.
That big ceremony thing
that we all did,
That was graduation,
Where we all move on
And we all do different things.
You don't stay here
and be like,
"Oh, I was prom king; I'm cool,
So that means
I'm cool forever."
Nobody gives a sh*t.
So maybe it's time
that you try something new.
Try something
a little bit different,
'Cause obviously this whole...
Wait, wait.
I don't have
any condoms on me.
Who are you?
Tori the whorie.
Oh, yeah,
I came up with that name.
Yeah, you're an a**hole.
Tori the whorie
is back, b*tch!
Okay, first of all,
She never existed.
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