Not Cool Page #3
Visit my stupid,
dying grandparents
In Arizona for Christmas.
Boring.
Then I'm hitting up Cancun
with the p*ssy posse
For spring break.
I'm sorry, what the f***
did you just say?
P*ssy posse?
Oh, it's my Cornell boys.
Oh, that's so cute.
You know, if you ever
use that nickname again,
in the penis.
Okay, you're being
very aggressive.
Just hear me out.
This is my last shot
Before she is
out of my life forever.
Okay, um, look,
I'm gonna try really,
really hard
Not to be a dick here,
Because I can tell you're, like,
Really sensitive
and everything.
She was not into you
in high school.
She's not into you now.
And she's never
gonna be into you.
But I just... You know, I feel
like it's time we move on.
Okay.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
You're right.
Sh*t, you, like...
Psych, no,
I'm f***ing with you.
She's totally gonna
sit on my face later, like...
wow, that's really not
how that goes down at all,
So it's clear
you've never done that.
Yes, I have, I've eaten out,
like, 17 pussies.
Or 23.
I don't know.
I know it's a prime number.
Did you spit?
- Yes.
- That's disgusting.
- A little bit.
- Don't spit.
Where did the straw come from?
My backpack.
You have a f***ing backpack?
Yes, I have a backpack.
It's an adventure.
It's like a hike.
Ugh!
This party is lame.
I've only been roofied and
fingered, like, twice tonight.
I mean, what is this,
a bar mitzvah?
Let's hit up that party
on oak street.
I heard ethyl's gonna be there!
Ew, is that your grandma?
No offense,
but last time I saw her,
She pretended to trip and
grabbed my cooch for balance.
My dad is always tripping.
No, you stupid f***ing dumb
Ecuadorian b*tch!
Ethyl's that new hybrid drug
Everybody's been
blah-blah-ing about.
It's molly mixed
with old people medicine.
It's supposed to be totes Cray.
Well, anyone who would do that
is totes retar.
Holy Zachary Quinto's
eyebrows!
She's learning!
No, seriously, though,
Haven't we been doing
too many drugs lately?
You totally had me, b*tch!
Oh, holy sh*t,
that's my f***ing jam!
Mandy, hold my legs.
Yeah.
Ah, I think I queefed.
Stop looking at my ass,
you whore.
Photo bomb!
Sh*t, I'm sorry.
F***, let me help you.
I'll fix it.
Let me help you dry it off.
I'll dry it off.
Not to touch any
of the hand towels, okay?
I got it from here.
Right.
More toilet paper.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
It's not creepy at all.
Huh?
Oh, yeah, my bad.
Sorry.
So...
have you started
applying to schools yet?
A few.
I don't know
where I want to go yet.
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